She Doesn’t Like Me

She doesn't like me we'll never get married
She doesn't like me we'll never have kids
She doesn't like me that's why she always tells me
"Maybe we should just be friends."

She doesn't like me, my arms are too hairy
She doesn't like me I don't have tits
She doesn't like me because I got a wiener
Two balls, and I'm not a chick

Well, I got this vibe like she had something to hide
So I looked deep inside didn't think that I would find
That my girlfriend was gay so I thought to myself "Hey!"
I'll try to get her in a three-way
Maybe I'll get her in a three-way

She doesn't like me we'll never get married
She doesn't like me we'll never have kids
She doesn't like me that's why she always tells me
"Maybe we should just be friends."

She doesn't like me, my arms are too hairy
She doesn't like me, I don't have tits
She doesn't like me because I got a wiener
Two balls, and I'm not a chick
My girlfriend's a lesbian