Diver Dan

I'm fucking ruined, I'm desperately broke
I might be stupid, but he's a fucking joke
Why not Todd soccer, or Danny volleyball?
How 'bout Neil math team, or no one at all?

What was it about him? Was it his speedo?
Or his clean shaven body? Tell me, I need to know

Needed some answers, already had proof
Swim caps and love letters were strewn about the room

What was it about him? Was it his speedo?
Or his clean shaven body? Tell me, I need to know

I hope he breaks his skull on a triple gainer twist
When he hits the diving board just like Greg Louganis

What was it about him? Was it his speedo?
Or his clеan shaven body? Tell me, I need to know
What was it about him? Was it his speedo?
Or his clеan shaven body? Tell me, I need to know