Divas Are Skanks

If Britney is a virgin, then I'm the King of Spain
And Christina looks like a poodle that isn’t potty trained
Whitney was gonna sing a song, but she got too high
Cuz divas are skanks, divas are skanks, divas are skanks

Mariah had a breakdown, Shania's teeth are fake
And Celine's constant shrieking is more than I can take
If J-Lo had any class she might know how to spell
Divas are skanks, divas are skanks, divas are skanks

I remember in the good ole days when divas kept their clothes on
I remember in the good ole days when divas wrote their own songs

Let’s all get together and dance around like sluts
Dressing up like hookers and show off their big butts
Working at the Moulin Rouge, not much of a stretch
Cuz divas are skanks, divas are skanks, divas are skanks

Shakira, Shakira, Shakira, please shake your ass for me
Shakira, Shakira, Shakira, please belly dance for me
Whenever, wherever we meant to be together
Whenever, wherever we meant to be together
Whenever, wherever we meant to be together
Whenever, wherever we meant to be together
And I be here and you be there and that's the deal my
Divas are skanks, Divas are skanks, Divas are skanks
Divas are skanks, Divas are skanks, Divas are skanks
Divas are skanks, Divas are skanks, Divas are
S-K-A-N-K-S - SKANKS! SKANKS!