Selfies

I'm takin' selfies, I'm takin' selfies!
How good am I lookin'? Tell me, Tell me!
Narcissism ain't all that healthy
Self-worth through the roof, I'm so wealthy

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I'm lookin' good today, ooh so fine
I'll take thе opportunity; make the moment mine
Gonna make it shine, gonna take it off kilter
And edit the picture with a hipster filter
Gray-scale? Artsy. I think I'll stick with sepia
Plaster the results on all my favorite social media!
Do you like it? Will you share it?
If not I'll grin and bear it because I don't even care it's
My favorite pass-time on the net, don't forget
I don't regret looking good (Even though I used edits)
Haven't seen me since yesterday, so here's a small smattering
Don't mind the granulation, this webcams none to flattering
It's a gathering of everyone to see my face, look
Don't tell me to stop, that's why it's called Facebook
Instagram was made for instant gratification
And Gifyo's got your back if you want a moving creation
So come with me and indulge, let's all do it quick
Don't concern yourself with backlash just take another pic
You can upload it fast, and I'm sure you're looking fine
But I missed it because I was too busy reflecting on mine
Damn, I look nice. I think you'd have to agree
Every side is my good side, here's four more pics to prove it, see?
Arrogant narcissist? Hah, clearly though
It's the middle of the night again, so here we go...

I'm takin' selfies, I'm takin' selfies!
How good am I lookin'? Tell me, Tell me!
Narcissism ain't all that healthy
Self-worth through the roof, I'm so wealthy
I'm takin' selfies, I'm takin' selfies!
How good am I lookin'? Tell me, Tell me!
Narcissism ain't all that healthy
Self-worth through the roof (I'm so wealthy)

Snap it, inspect it
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Upload it, project it!
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Oh, I'm feeling great (Look at me)
I'm up too late (Look at me)
New haircut (Look at me!)
You can stare, just (Look at me!)
From one side (Look at me!)
To the other (Look at me!)
Like my pics! (Look at me!)
Look at me, look at me, another selfie!
Don't tell me it's out of control, I removed the stigma!
I mean I know the selfie album's getting kinda big, huh
I mean I guess it's not really TOO big
Shit the selfies folder on my hard drive is ONLY two gigs
So there's always room for more, Always room for me!
And besides I just got a new shirt I know you'll want to see
So the moral of the story-... hold on I've got to take a quick pic
Tell me how I look tonight! Here it goes, Click click!

I'm takin' selfies, I'm takin' selfies!
How good am I lookin'? Tell me, Tell me!
Narcissism ain't all that healthy
Self-worth through the roof, I'm so wealthy
I'm takin' selfies, I'm takin' selfies!
How good am I lookin'? Tell me, Tell me!
Narcissism ain't all that healthy
Self-worth through the roof (I'm so wealthy)

Snap it, inspect it
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Upload it, project it!
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(Look at me!)