Long Time Listener

I'm not retaining water
I'm just overweight!
And I haven't been in an accident, no
This is just my face!
I stare at all of you folks
Til' I get an idea
What else should I be doin' with my time
Now that we're both here?

Even when you listen, there are voices in my head
(Underserving blowhard hack!)
--Last week's inner-square!

I'm a long-time listener
And a full-time megaphone!
What you're hearing from me now
Is what I've always done!
They say that insanity is repeating a process
And hopin' for results to change
In the name of progress!

So, even when you listen, there are voices in my head
(Underserving blowhard hack!)
--Last week's inner-square!

I feel like a giant fraud, even at my own shows
So, I hope you'll all forgive me for my impostor syndrome
And the crowds just get more docile
The older I become
Click, like, give hearts, re-blog, retweet
Or just stick up your phone!

Cause, even when you listen, there are voices in my head
(Underserving blowhard hack!)
--Last week's inner-square!
Yes, every time you listen
I feel undeserving
(When you get over, or off of me)
I can't take that with me when I go!
(Go!)