All I Want For Christmas

I've been so good this year, and I only asked for one thing!

All I want for Christmas is a blowjob
I don't even care who it's from
And if I got my holiday blowjob
All ye faithful would come

Whether I'm naughty or I'm nice - well, that's a case of truly blurred lines
I crave this specific act, spread some holiday cheer to my sack!

All I want for Christmas is a blowjob
I don't even care who it's from
And if I got my holiday blowjob
All ye faithful would come

Once the tree and the lights are up, I want my jingle bells to be gently cupped
Some eye contact and your consent, you don't gotta spend a dime on my present!
This yеar has been really hard, and so has my northern star
Which is a terriblе name for my wang, but I want this year to go out with a bang!
(GET IT?! I SAID BANG!)

All I want for Christmas is a blowjob
I don't even care who it's from
And if I got my holiday blowjob
All ye faithful would come
All I want for Christmas is a blowjob
I don't even care who it's from
And if I got my holiday blowjob
All ye faithful would come
All I want for Christmas is a blowjob
I don't even care who it's from
And if I got my holiday blowjob
All ye faithful would come

"...and every day can be just like Christmas."