Scorpio

When I go out, almost every time
People wanna ask me "What's your sign?"
I think it's kinda silly, but I really don't mind
I pause... then I reply

"Guess!", with a little grin, and then they go
"Yes! Of course it just makes so much sense!"
Cuz everybody everywhere knows
That answer only comes from a Scorpio

And with that little line I know I've got 'em
Other signs in the crowd slide down to the bottom
It seems a little odd that it would make me awesome
But it does, just cuz I was born in autumn

All my other Scorpios are much the same
Looking for love and out running the game
Doubt nothing, full power now, without shame
This song is about you; you're so vain

So it goes in zodiac, our egos tend to be the worst
Born October 23rd to November 21st
We live in houses filled with mirrors in which we peer upon the hour
Often the envy of the other eleven, and drunk on our own power

Passionate, jealous, obsessive and intense
Magnetic and ambitious, completely self-obsessed
Narcissistic, secretive, dark and emotional
Brooding, stubborn, resentful, very, very sexual!

All of the Pisces, Taurus, Geminis, Aquarius
All of the Aries, Cancers, and the Sagittarius
All of the Libras, Virgos, Capricorns, and Leos
All will fall and face their fate at the feet of the Scorpio!

All of the Pisces, Taurus, Geminis, Aquarius
All of the Aries, Cancers, and the Sagittarius
All of the Libras, Virgos, Capricorns, and Leos
All will fall and face their fate at the feet of the Scorpio!

Take a look here, do you like what you see? (Yeah!)
Don't answer that, I was talking to me (Oh.)
I own every room when I enter a place
I got a wall full of photographs all of my face
And it isn't my fault, I was born into it
Doesn't this beat sound like porn music? (Yeah.)
Doesn't it even kinda make you want to do it? (Yeah!)
Sex is a dialect, Scorpio is fluent

Here's a little bit of odd irony (Huh?)
I couldn't care less about astrology (No?)
Never read my horoscope's a policy (No?)
Do my Scorpio's here all follow me? (Yeah!)
Have you ever got it on after terrible weather? (Yeah!)
Have you ever gotten married and then barely remember? (Yeah!)
Have you ever yelled out that you'll live forever? (Yeah!)
Is your birthday in the first two thirds of November? (Yeah!)

Don't you other signs go lose your minds and have an episode
Or I'll declare you Scorpio haters are all arachnophobes
If you try to challenge us, then surely you will truly fail
Get your fixtures between our pincers, poison you with our tails

Passionate, jealous, obsessive and intense
Magnetic and ambitious, completely self-obsessed
Narcissistic, secretive, dark and emotional
Brooding, stubborn, resentful, very very sexual!

All of the Pisces, Taurus, Geminis, Aquarius
All of the Aries, Cancers, and the Sagittarius
All of the Libras, Virgos, Capricorns, and Leos
All will fall and face their fate at the feet of the Scorpio!

All of the Pisces, Taurus, Geminis, Aquarius
All of the Aries, Cancers, and the Sagittarius
All of the Libras, Virgos, Capricorns, and Leos
All will fall and face their fate at the feet of the Scorpio!

Once upon a time the mighty hunter called Orion
Stood defiant on the Earth with sword and draped in skins of lions
And he cried that he could slaughter any monster that would fight him
So incited by this Hera sent a scorpion to find him

From a single sting that son of Poseidon did die and
He was made a constellation and placed high into the sky and
So was Scorpio but they were placed on opposite horizons
So one would never have to face the other one when rising

To this day the Scorpio is still the water sign and which
So many underestimated monsters died on finding
All the signs identify the body parts they are assigned
And so the Scorpio is the genitals which I don't find surprising

And I wonder if it's cuz we stung the crotch of old Orion
Symbolizing lust for Artemis Orion had inside him
Or perhaps we are the vanity that blinded and defied him
Either way we Scorpios are known both to entice and frighten

Everyone wants to hate a Scorpio
Everyone wants to date a Scorpio
Everyone wants to mate with a Scorpio!