Scene 9 Best Damn BBQ in Texas

Robert Rodriguez & Jeff Fahey & Josh Brolin * Track #9 On Planet Terror

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Robert Rodriguez

2007

#1
Scene 1 It’s Go-Go Not Cry-Cry
Robert Rodriguez & Skip Reissig & Rose McGowan
#2
Scene 2 Where’s the Shit?
Robert Rodriguez & Bruce Willis & Naveen Andrews &
#3
Scene 3 Now, That’s A Rump Roast
Robert Rodriguez & Rose McGowan & Jeff Fahey & Fergie
#4
Scene 4 No Dead Bodies For Dada Tonight
Robert Rodriguez & Marley Shelton & & Josh Brolin
#5
Scene 5 Palomita
Robert Rodriguez & Freddy Rodriguez (Actor) & Rose McGowan & Jeff Fahey
#6
Scene 6 His Prescription: Pain
Robert Rodriguez & & Marley Shelton & Josh Brolin &
#7
Scene 7 Road Kill
Robert Rodriguez & Freddy Rodriguez (Actor) & Rose McGowan & Fergie
#8
Scene 8 One Severed Limb
Robert Rodriguez & Freddy Rodriguez (Actor) & Rose McGowan & Michael Biehn & Josh Brolin
#9
Scene 9 Best Damn BBQ in Texas
Robert Rodriguez & & Jeff Fahey & Josh Brolin
#10
Scene 10 El Wray Interrogation
Robert Rodriguez & Freddy Rodriguez (Actor) & Jeff Fahey & Michael Biehn & Michael Parks
#11
Scene 11 Cheating, Lying Sack
Robert Rodriguez & & Marley Shelton & Josh Brolin
#12
Scene 12 Police Station Assault
Robert Rodriguez & Freddy Rodriguez (Actor) & Michael Biehn & Carlos Gallardo & Tom Savini
#13
Scene 13 Infected
Robert Rodriguez & Michael Parks & Josh Brolin &
#14
Scene 14 Cherry’s New Leg
Robert Rodriguez & Freddy Rodriguez (Actor) & Marley Shelton & Rose McGowan & Michael Biehn & Tom Savini
#15
Scene 15 Crazy Babysitter Twins
Robert Rodriguez & Freddy Rodriguez (Actor) & & Jeff Fahey & & Michael Biehn & Marley Shelton & Tom Savini
#16
Scene 16 Toothless Buddies
Robert Rodriguez & Marley Shelton & & Michael Parks & Josh Brolin
#17
Scene 17 Ring in the Jacket
Robert Rodriguez & Freddy Rodriguez (Actor) & Jeff Fahey & Rose McGowan & Michael Biehn
#18
Scene 18 Bone Shack Attack
Robert Rodriguez & Freddy Rodriguez (Actor) & Skip Reissig & Rose McGowan & Jeff Fahey & Michael Biehn & Tom Savini
#19
Scene 19 Zero to Fifty in Four
Robert Rodriguez & Freddy Rodriguez (Actor) & Jeff Fahey & Rose McGowan & Michael Biehn & Marley Shelton & Bruce Willis
#20
Scene 20 Project Terror
Robert Rodriguez & Freddy Rodriguez (Actor) & Rose McGowan & Jeff Fahey & Michael Biehn & Quentin Tarantino & Naveen Andrews
#21
Scene 21 Honorable Discharge
Robert Rodriguez & Freddy Rodriguez (Actor) & Bruce Willis & Naveen Andrews
#22
Scene 22 Melting Member
Robert Rodriguez & Freddy Rodriguez (Actor) & Rose McGowan & Quentin Tarantino & Marley Shelton & Naveen Andrews &
#23
Scene 23 Killer Legs
Robert Rodriguez & Freddy Rodriguez (Actor) & Skip Reissig & Jeff Fahey & Rose McGowan & Michael Biehn & Naveen Andrews
#24
Scene 24 Cherry’s Dance of Death
Robert Rodriguez & Freddy Rodriguez (Actor) & Rose McGowan
#25
Scene 25 Helicopter Sicko Pilot
Robert Rodriguez & Skip Reissig & Marley Shelton & Michael Parks & Josh Brolin
#26
Scene 26 Two Against the World
Robert Rodriguez & Freddy Rodriguez (Actor) & Rose McGowan & Marley Shelton

Scene 9 Best Damn BBQ in Texas by Robert Rodriguez (Ft. Jeff Fahey, Josh Brolin & Tommy Nix)

Release Date

Fri Apr 06 2007

Performed by

Robert RodriguezJeff Fahey & Josh Brolin

Produced by

Robert Rodriguez & Quentin Tarantino

Writed by

Robert Rodriguez

Scene 9 Best Damn BBQ in Texas Annotated

Cuts to JT using a meat grinder to slice up some of his BBQ. He is seen talking on the phone and throwing his dog a cut of meat.

JT:
I know it sounds a little arrogant puttin’ up a sign -- “Best damn barbecue in Texas… Period.” But, hell… Who’s gonna come in here and argue about that? Oh, yeah. Big contest comin’ up. Mmm. I’m working on the perfect sauce. (looks out the window to see someone standing outside). Yeah. That’ll put me on the Food Channel. Put this place back on the map where it belongs. I’ll talk to you later.

JT hangs up the phone and walks outside with a plate of his barbecue.

JT:
Can I interest y’all in a plate of soon-to-be-award-winnin’ barbecue?

The camera cuts back and now we see that there are two people standing outside.

JT: (laughing)
You’re from Dinky’s, ain’t ya? Well you tell ‘at sumbitch he thinks he’s gonna come over here and get my recipes… Well, I got a double-barreled answer to his query right inside. (Holding up a rib, takes a bite) God damn that’s good.

JT turns back around and walks inside before the camera turns back to the zombies and zooms in on their faces (to show us they weren’t regular people).

Cuts back to the hospital entrance with two EMT’s pushing more gurney’s.

EMT:
Doctor Block! Three fresh ones rollin’ in!

Bill:
Christ, you’re kidding.

EMT:
Automobile accident off of Highway 18.

Bill: (inserts thermometer into his mouth)
DOAs?... Have Andy pick ‘em up.

EMT:
He’s already on 620 picking up another two.

Bill:
Fucking Wednesday nights.

EMT: (about thermometer)
That’s unsanity doc.

Bill: (becoming frustrated, uncovering the bodies)
Not if I’m the only one using it. Helps me monitor my state of calmness.

EMT:
Yeah, don’t get all worked up enough to crack it.

Bill:
Fuck.

EMT:
You might cut yourself pretty good.

Bill:
Then I’d know that I was not calm.

Bill uncovers the third body and bites down on his thermometer, cracking it in his mouth.

EMT:
Yeah, what do you say now, doc?

Bill: (drooling out the remnants of the thermometer)
Somebody call my wife.

Scene 9 Best Damn BBQ in Texas Q&A

Who wrote Scene 9 Best Damn BBQ in Texas's ?

Scene 9 Best Damn BBQ in Texas was written by Robert Rodriguez.

Who produced Scene 9 Best Damn BBQ in Texas's ?

Scene 9 Best Damn BBQ in Texas was produced by Robert Rodriguez & Quentin Tarantino.