Rhea, Where Have You Gone?

[Verse 1]
I loved a girl in high school
Rhea was her name
The said she was a wrong-'un but she was so young
And I wanted her just the same
Our romance was sheer desperation
It only lasted a week
And I still get a burnin' sensation
Whenever I take a leak

[Chorus]
Oh Reah, what have you done?
Can you see my lonely tear?
Rhea, where have you gone?
Where have you gone, oh Rhea?
Where have you gone, oh Rhea?

[Verse 2]
Now love is a dangerous journey
And you must take whatever comes
All the kisses she had sure made my heart glad
But they also infected my gums
Now she's gone, it ain't funny
And my mind is gonna snap
When I got in her drawers I expected applause
But I never expected the clap

[Chorus]
Oh Reah, what have you done?
Can you see my lonely tear?
Rhea, where have you gone?
Where have you gone, oh Rhea?
Where have you gone, oh Rhea?
Now I just want to die, oh Rhea
Oh Rhea
Oh Rhea