It Still Smells Like Elvis

[Verse 1]
My Betty Lou
Rushed to the stage
To touch her hero
Despite his age
She screamed out "Elvis!
"Elvis, take it all!"
Ah, but all he gave her
Was his sweaty scarf

[Verse 2]
When we got back home
Her eyes were bright
She locked the door and
Turned out the lights
And then she reached for
Her cherished prize
Opened up her mouth
And closed her eyes

[Chorus]
She said, "It still smells like Elvis
"I can still tell"
Still smells like Elvis
The King of Smell

[Verse 3]
That scarf was sweaty
Heaven knows
But to my Betty Lou
It smelled like a rose
I'm not complainin'
I'm not that [smart?]
Yeah, but I'm just glad she
Didn't get his shorts

[Verse 4]
Well I've kissed her everywhere
Kissed everything
But everywhere I kiss her
I smelled The King
She [was a-tying it?]
Between her thighs
Well it's been there so long
I'm real surprised

[Chorus]
That it still smells like Elvis
I can still tell
That it still smells like Elvis
The King of Smell

[Verse 5]
One day I thought her
Poor heart would break
I did the laundry
And by mistake
I washed the scarf
Along with all my clothes
But when she held it
Up to her nose
(What did she say?)

[Chorus]
"It still smells like Elvis
"I can still tell
"It still smells like Elvis
"The King of Smell"