It Ain’t Easy Being White

(Oh yeah!)

[Verse 1]
I got rust [?] on my Chevy
And my VCR is broke
My wife is gettin' heavy
And my son is doin' coke
It ain't easy bein' white
It ain't easy bein' white
You know I ain't even allowed out at night?
It ain't easy bein' white

[Verse 2]
I keep on workin' real hard
Workin' hard downtown
I may not get a sun tan
But my nose is gettin' brown
It ain't easy bein' white
It ain't easy bein' white
Well I know I'm doin' somethin' right
But it ain't easy bein' white
(Come on!)

[Verse 3]
To my black folks I'm a honky
To my French I'm a [?]
To my daughter I'm a hemhorroid
That just won't go away
Someone stole my woman
I'm allergic to our cat
I think I'm an alcoholic
And I know I'm gettin' fat
It ain't easy bein' white
It ain't easy bein' white
That's why I'm so tight
'Cause it ain't easy bein' white
(Oh yeah!)
(Oh yeah!)
(Oh yeah!)
(Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh!)

[Verse 4]
My complexion's kinda sickly
Sex drives me up the wall
I either cum too quickly
Or I can't cum at all
It ain't easy bein' white
It ain't easy bein' white
And I know that ain't right
But it ain't easy bein' white

[Verse 5]
My girlfriend doesn't swallow
I don't believe she can
I found someone who does
But it's a man!
It ain't easy bein' white
It ain't easy bein' white
Well it's kinda hard to tell late at night
But it ain't easy bein' white