Reputation Stain’d

[IVY, JASON]
Will I see you later?
Yeah, I think so
Try again
Yes, you'll see me later
Okay, I won't ask when

(spoken)
But I'm free tonight, just so you know

[PETER, JASON]
Where were you last night?
I waited up
I crashed at Ivy's
Oh really?

[SISTER CHANTELLE, spoken]
Okay, people, let's get amateur hour started
Peter, you have been staring at me all day
Now, I love you to pieces, honey
But I'm off the market
Places for the fight scene

[MATT, JASON, PETER]
Romeo, the love I bear thee can afford
No better term than this, thou art a villain
Tybalt, the reason that I have to love thee
Doth much excuse the appertaining rage to such a greeting
Villain I am none, farewell
I see thou knowst me not
Calm, dishonorable, vile submission
Gentle Mercutio, put thy rapier up

[SISTER CHANTELLE, spoken]
Ivy, run the next scene
Oh, and Nadia, in answer to your question
At no point does the nurse slap Juliet

[JASON, NADIA]
Courage, man, the hurt can not be much
(Alack the day, he's gone, he's killed, he's dead)

[PETER & IVY]
Why the devil came you between us? I was slain under your arm
(Can heaven be so envious? Hath Romeo slain himself?)

[NADIA, IVY, JASON]
(spoken)
Shame come to Romeo!
Blistered be thy tongue for such a wish
He was not born to shame

(sung)
I thought for all the best
Oh what a beast was I to chide at him

[NADIA slaps IVY]

(spoken)
I just really think there's a slap there

(sung)
Alive in triumph, and Mercutio slain

[Jason and Matt begin their fight. The choreographed fight sequence is soon abandoned as the fight turns real]

[MATT, JASON, spoken]
Faggot
What'd you call me?

[SISTER CHANTELLE, spoken]
Hey you two, where do you think you are?
Public school? Everybody out

[Everyone exits but Peter and Jason]

[PETER, JASON, spoken]
What was that about?
Huh, I don't know
Well, listen, I had the craziest dream, or vision, last night
I saw the virgin Mary and she was black
And she had these, these angels who were like backup singers
And, anyway, she told me I need to tell my mother about us
So what are you doing for spring break?
Right, uh, let's go
We're gonna be late for class
Jason, stop, listen to me
What? You're kidding, right?
No, I need to tell her
I need her to know
And I need you there when I do it

Yeah, let—, let's tell your mother
So then she can call my mother
Who will immediately tell my dad
And the two of them can rush down here
To conference with Father
Then, maybe, I can ask Notre Dame for a leave of absence
While I deal with a sexual identity crisis or maybe, maybe
My dad will just beat the shit out of me and then disown me
Smart money says that's his first move
Sure, yeah, let's tell her, when do we leave?

Jason, I can't deal with this anymore
I mean, you're all I have, don't you get that?
And, I have to talk about it
I almost told the priest in confession the other day
You what? Are you out of your mind?
Jason, maybe this doesn't have to be such an issue
Look, in three months, we'll be out of here
Where it won't be a problem
No, Peter, this is always gonna be a problem
What are you saying?
This, us, whatever, it needs to stop