Cast of Bare: A Pop Opera
James Snyder, Matt Doyle & Cast of Bare: A Pop Opera
Matt Doyle
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Keili Lefkovitz & James Snyder
Jason Ryterband, Keili Lefkovitz, Jenna Leigh Green, James Snyder, Matt Doyle, Christopher Johnson & Judith Hill
Keili Lefkovitz
James Snyder, Matt Doyle, Christopher Johnson & Jason Ryterband
Matt Doyle & James Snyder
Cast of Bare: A Pop Opera & Jim Price
Jenna Leigh Green & Christopher Johnson
Cast of Bare: A Pop Opera
Jenna Leigh Green & James Snyder
Matt Doyle & Christopher Johnson
Stephanie Andersen, Matt Doyle, Carmel Echols & Judith Hill
Christopher Johnson, James Snyder, Jenna Leigh Green, Keili Lefkovitz & Matt Doyle
Matt Doyle & James Snyder
Keili Lefkovitz
Jenna Leigh Green, James Snyder, Keili Lefkovitz, Christopher Johnson & Matt Doyle
Matt’s little get-together becomes a huge party, thanks to Nadia’s hand in the planning.
Peter accidentally eats pot brownies and begins flirting with Jason. A drunk Ivy does the same and Jason chooses her over Peter to save face, making Peter storm off. Matt also leaves when Ivy ignores his advance...
[ZACK]
Bet this really takes you back
[KYRA]
I could never find yours, Zack
[NADIA]
Excuse me
[MATT]
What the hell is that?
[RORY]
It's a piñata, Matt
[LUCAS]
Put it there instead
[KYRA]
You wouldn't want to hit your head
[NADIA]
I wrote a song for us to sing
[ZACK]
They'll be here any minute
[RORY]
I need tape
[LUCAS]
Got cups?
[MATT]
A plate?
[NADIA]
When I go like this, we'll begin it
[RORY, NADIA & KYRA]
Happy birthday, Ivy, you are the special birthday bitch
[NADIA]
We got you some Vagisil to help clear up that nasty itch
[PETER]
That's pretty, Nadia
[ZACK]
She'll love that
[ALAN]
Towels, stat
[LUCAS]
She's gonna die
[NADIA]
We should be so lucky
[PETER]
Be nice
[NADIA]
Why?
[RORY, spoken]
Mary Jane made some brownies
They are dope
[KYRA]
My favorite
[RORY]
Mine too
[LUCAS]
Ooh, spacecakes
[PETER]
Cool, who made these?
[RORY]
Does he know?
[LUCAS]
Please
[PETER]
Know what?
[ALAN]
I need a cup
[ZACK]
I may have to crash here tonight
There's no way I'm gonna make it home
[NADIA]
What the hell, the bed's still warm
'Cause Ivy never sleeps alone
Same old gift from different givers
Throw the dog another bone
[MATT]
Time to go
[LUCAS]
Sorry, bro
[MATT]
Are those her panties?
[KYRA]
Yes, indeed
[LUCAS]
Guess who's horny?
[JASON (to Matt)]
Him
[NADIA, DIANE, KYRA & RORY]
Agreed
[LUCAS]
Open shop, take all you need
[NADIA]
I would wear three
[MATT]
Maybe I'm not being clear
[DIANE]
They're here
[LUCAS]
Quiet
[ZACK]
These are so good
[NADIA]
Sing out, Louise
[ALAN]
Guys, where are all the cups?
[PETER, JASON, NADIA, LUCAS, KYRA, RORY, DIANE, ALAN, ZACK, & TANYA]
Shut up
[NADIA]
One, two, three, four!
[PETER, JASON, NADIA, LUCAS, KYRA, RORY, DIANE, ALAN, ZACK, & TANYA]
Happy birthday, Ivy, you're the ugliest of all
You are the worst and most perverse to roam Cecilia's hallowed halls
Your mother was a hooker and your father was a dick
He poked her in the toaster and the pair produced a pig
Whose brain is awfully tiny and whose ass is awfully big
Happy birthday, bitch!
Happy birthday, bitch!
Happy birthday, Ivy
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
[NADIA]
Then they took that little bitch and they fucked her in the ass
(spoken)
Sorry
[MATT, spoken]
Happy birthday
[DIANE, spoken]
Matt planned the party
[MATT, spoken]
Some of it
[IVY, spoken]
Thank you, this is very sweet
[MATT, spoken]
She's loaded, what happened to her?
[TANYA, spoken]
You told me to keep her busy
[PETER, JASON]
(sung)
You don't wanna play?
(spoken)
Nah, why are you so happy?
(sung)
I wish your piñata were that big
(spoken)
You do know those are pot brownies?
Oops
(sung)
I want to go back to the rave
The two of us dancing together
Out there in the open
So then what's stopping us now?
I hear our song on the radio
And I don't care who knows
(spoken)
Lower your voice
(sung)
What is wrong with you?
I think we're missing so much
Jason, I wish I could shout it
Shout how much I love you
[JASON, IVY, spoken]
Hey
Hey, you any good with a stick?
Uh, what have you heard?
Come help me
Sure, give me one sec
[PETER, JASON, spoken]
Don't go
Peter, stop
God, but the rave—
Was different
We don't live at a rave
Look, you have to stop acting like this
Like what?
Your boyfriend?
Birthday, Bitch! was written by Jon Hartmere, Jr. & Damon Intrabartolo.
Birthday, Bitch! was produced by Casey Stone & Deborah Lurie.
Cast of Bare: A Pop Opera released Birthday, Bitch! on Thu May 29 2008.