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Birthday, Bitch! by Cast of Bare: A Pop Opera

Release Date
Thu May 29 2008
Produced by
Casey Stone & Deborah Lurie
Writed by
Jon Hartmere, Jr. & Damon Intrabartolo
About

Matt’s little get-together becomes a huge party, thanks to Nadia’s hand in the planning.
Peter accidentally eats pot brownies and begins flirting with Jason. A drunk Ivy does the same and Jason chooses her over Peter to save face, making Peter storm off. Matt also leaves when Ivy ignores his advance...

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Birthday, Bitch! Lyrics

[ZACK]
Bet this really takes you back

[KYRA]
I could never find yours, Zack

[NADIA]
Excuse me

[MATT]
What the hell is that?

[RORY]
It's a piñata, Matt

[LUCAS]
Put it there instead

[KYRA]
You wouldn't want to hit your head

[NADIA]
I wrote a song for us to sing

[ZACK]
They'll be here any minute

[RORY]
I need tape

[LUCAS]
Got cups?

[MATT]
A plate?

[NADIA]
When I go like this, we'll begin it

[RORY, NADIA & KYRA]
Happy birthday, Ivy, you are the special birthday bitch

[NADIA]
We got you some Vagisil to help clear up that nasty itch

[PETER]
That's pretty, Nadia

[ZACK]
She'll love that

[ALAN]
Towels, stat

[LUCAS]
She's gonna die

[NADIA]
We should be so lucky

[PETER]
Be nice

[NADIA]
Why?

[RORY, spoken]
Mary Jane made some brownies
They are dope

[KYRA]
My favorite

[RORY]
Mine too

[LUCAS]
Ooh, spacecakes

[PETER]
Cool, who made these?

[RORY]
Does he know?

[LUCAS]
Please

[PETER]
Know what?

[ALAN]
I need a cup

[ZACK]
I may have to crash here tonight
There's no way I'm gonna make it home

[NADIA]
What the hell, the bed's still warm
'Cause Ivy never sleeps alone
Same old gift from different givers
Throw the dog another bone

[MATT]
Time to go

[LUCAS]
Sorry, bro

[MATT]
Are those her panties?

[KYRA]
Yes, indeed

[LUCAS]
Guess who's horny?

[JASON (to Matt)]
Him

[NADIA, DIANE, KYRA & RORY]
Agreed

[LUCAS]
Open shop, take all you need

[NADIA]
I would wear three

[MATT]
Maybe I'm not being clear

[DIANE]
They're here

[LUCAS]
Quiet

[ZACK]
These are so good

[NADIA]
Sing out, Louise

[ALAN]
Guys, where are all the cups?

[PETER, JASON, NADIA, LUCAS, KYRA, RORY, DIANE, ALAN, ZACK, & TANYA]
Shut up

[NADIA]
One, two, three, four!

[PETER, JASON, NADIA, LUCAS, KYRA, RORY, DIANE, ALAN, ZACK, & TANYA]
Happy birthday, Ivy, you're the ugliest of all
You are the worst and most perverse to roam Cecilia's hallowed halls
Your mother was a hooker and your father was a dick
He poked her in the toaster and the pair produced a pig
Whose brain is awfully tiny and whose ass is awfully big
Happy birthday, bitch!
Happy birthday, bitch!
Happy birthday, Ivy
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

[NADIA]
Then they took that little bitch and they fucked her in the ass

(spoken)
Sorry

[MATT, spoken]
Happy birthday

[DIANE, spoken]
Matt planned the party

[MATT, spoken]
Some of it

[IVY, spoken]
Thank you, this is very sweet

[MATT, spoken]
She's loaded, what happened to her?

[TANYA, spoken]
You told me to keep her busy

[PETER, JASON]
(sung)
You don't wanna play?

(spoken)
Nah, why are you so happy?

(sung)
I wish your piñata were that big

(spoken)
You do know those are pot brownies?
Oops

(sung)
I want to go back to the rave
The two of us dancing together
Out there in the open
So then what's stopping us now?
I hear our song on the radio
And I don't care who knows

(spoken)
Lower your voice

(sung)
What is wrong with you?
I think we're missing so much
Jason, I wish I could shout it
Shout how much I love you

[JASON, IVY, spoken]
Hey
Hey, you any good with a stick?
Uh, what have you heard?
Come help me
Sure, give me one sec

[PETER, JASON, spoken]
Don't go
Peter, stop
God, but the rave—
Was different
We don't live at a rave
Look, you have to stop acting like this
Like what?
Your boyfriend?

Birthday, Bitch! Q&A

Who wrote Birthday, Bitch!'s ?

Birthday, Bitch! was written by Jon Hartmere, Jr. & Damon Intrabartolo.

Who produced Birthday, Bitch!'s ?

Birthday, Bitch! was produced by Casey Stone & Deborah Lurie.

When did Cast of Bare: A Pop Opera release Birthday, Bitch!?

Cast of Bare: A Pop Opera released Birthday, Bitch! on Thu May 29 2008.

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