Rawness 3.0

Intro (Calvitron)
Hey yo guys, make sure you don't do drugs, especially don't do drugs and rap. cause you'll sound like this

(Calvitron)
Yo I drank my last drop I'm all done
I'm staring at the first aid cross just like a nun
Guy pulled out a gun and I tried to get out of this place
I went to stand up and fell right on my face
I'm like forget the gun, man my face hurts
Meanwhile, I see this ugly fat girl with a mini skirt
And I was like oh man, it's an omen
For me to start dressing like a nome man
While I try to forget my past
Hold up, wait a minute was that a car crash

Yeah, you know what it is, we be popping bottles in the club every second, minute, hour, millennium, dude I don't even know what millennium means, but I mean it just sounds cool. but anyways Sakari brought the cocaine, so now we gon be rapping about that so yeah Sakari it's your turn

(Sakari)
Yo Bringing coke back like a blast from the past
And you're welcome if you're partying or drinking
My stuff so fine take the bone to the dome
Blow your mind up harder than Lincoln's
I should stop because it's bad for my health
But for now I'm high, cause when the cards are in the sky
And the coke already sliced I'm making lines
Disappear like a magician
Why's this fun dip making me so crazy
Feels like I'm going back to the 1980's
Nose seems like it just got filled with gravy
Forehead covered in sweat when I...
Oh crap...
There's a car crash between a tour bus and a Corvette
Man wheres my cocaine

(Calvitron)
Hey guys its Calvitron you know what it is, mhe, My Homies Entertainment, Ninja 2.0, you know what it is and next, we got about rapping about acid, and yeah we gon be rapping about that, so that's going to be pretty cool you know what. that's a pretty cool thing to be raping about, so yeah we gon be doing that, oh yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah, alright yeah

Couple tabs of Acid
Sounds blasting
Colors flashing
Heartbeat dashing
Holy crap man, I think I saw a dragon
Midgets dancing in the back of that wagon
That last trance got me all scared
I think imma go outside to get some fresh air
Dipped out the door, man I forgot to lock it
Higher than an astronaut didn't use a rocket
Acid and booms got me up to the moon
If the cards out you know that ima fan it
Solar system chilling because screw this planet
Some call me manic and others say that I'm fine
All I know is I can't break my spine
Doesn't put you to sleep
Cause I ain't talking bout Nyquil
A swerve a skid and a flash
Wait was that a car crash

Sakari? Sakari? Umm. Your turn is now. Um so I think Sakari overdosed, so we should get him to the hospital. Meanwhile, let's quit messing around and actually do some legit raps about like rapping whatever the crap you want to. alright. here ill go right now

Yo I've never been to jail, but my raps are life sentences
And I'll never go on bail, I just do good, I'm not bent on sins
And party songs are good, I'm down with them
But when you're never parting from that, there's no point to them
When you're preventing people from gaining knowledge
Make it so they now ledge
To having a hard edge
Making them not want what's good
It's still good to write fun raps, but get this understood
You gotta have a balance of fun and deep songs
So people can have both kinds to jam along
But forget all that, let me tell you wassup
My homies entertainment will lyrically blow a wuss up
Will get craw mcgrathed by the raw raps of Sakari
And ninja 2.0 down to bring the fight to the party
The biggest label out there, and I wrote that from the future
Every raps a autotune like t pain or future
And my album had a great outcome
And when we rap, they who know what it's about come
Cause we contract a rare disease they call sick mc's
Hold up just a minute, is that Bill Cosby?

Sakarious
I'm like bowser on your browser cuz I just keep popping up
You cowards looking like sour patch kids you need to grow some nuts
Cause this is getting ridiculous quit being so conspicuous
You getting up on our nerves you got some nerve bugging us
But you're nothing but bugs to us
Yall ain't had enough of these lyrical acrobats
And rhythmic attacks let's go back to the facts
I'm leaving a trail of skulls and each one of them's cracked
Bringing back the rawness that all you wussies lacked
Now what the heck caused that car crash

Calvitron
Hey you guys check this out listen to me
I saw the craziest thing that you ever did see
You know that car crash that happened just a minute ago
Well, I have some crazy news to tell you that you need to know
It was a car crash between a tour bus and a Corvette you see
Inside of it was Yeezus and Bill Cosby
Kanye west was better off than his car crash in 2004
But he still broke his yeezys and made him miss his tour
Kanye said he survived it because Kanye is god
But in Bill Cosby's truck, there was some really odd stuff going on
There were fifteen girls that were spotted
But when asked what happened he just said he got it

{Skit}

Tyrone: so where do you wanna go

50 Cal: yo, I heard Calvitron's got a show tonight in some place down in Herriman. Wanna drive down there, hang out at the skating park, get something to eat, then go watch the show. I heard that he rocks every show he does

Tyrone: dude that sounds dope, let's do it

50 Cal: who's driving

Tyrone: I'll drive

50 Cal: thanks man

Tyrone: No prob