Lady’s Man

Verse 1
Up in the club with all the women that I don't have
Hiding in the corner of the club looking so sad
Trying to get girls but they acting all repulsed
Trying to run away from all these insults
But they're about as obvious as my face full of zits
Girls try to flirt but they run from my pits
Last time I had a girl was 17 years ago
And I'm the only one feeling my huge ego
An ego as big as my dictionary
Hottest girl I've ever had lives in a library
And you know I'm talking about the book rack Shaniqua
But they kicked me out the library sorry girl I had to leave ya
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah

Chorus x4
Imma lady's man
But I can't get no ladies man

Imma lady's man

Verse 2
Man, I don't got any woman problems
Mostly cause I ain't got no woman
People always be like woah man
Even Ms. Banks got more girls, man
I be like, I don't care, I just be chilling like a villain
Milling around Shaniqua's library building
Wishing for more teenage girls than what Starbucks gets
Wishing I was hotter than the hot chocolate they get
But I'm eating a single chili dog, like me
And there's nothing I can do to get them to like me
Cause when I be with the woman, I be trying to shine
But the girls say that I'm a freak and not the good kind
Yeah yeah yeah
Alright yo
Yeah

Chorus

Yo yo yo let me do this real quick
All the lady's men that can't get no woman put your hands up
All the lady's men that can't get no woman put your hands up
All the lady's men that can't get no woman put your hands up
All the lady's men that can't get no woman put your hands up naw screw that
Everyone here in the building tonight put your hands up
Everyone here in the building tonight put your hands up
Everyone here in the building tonight put your hands up
Everyone here in the building tonight put your hands up yeah

Chorus

50 Cal: hey man, so where should we go to?

Tyrone: My supplier sold me twice as much as he normally does, so we could get high as crap down at my house

50 Cal: yo I told you already, I don't smoke man

Tyrone: come on man, just this once

50 Cal: sorry man, ain't happening

Tyrone: fine