Classroom Freestyle

{Skit}

Tyrone: hey sup 50 Cal, what's happening

50 cal: nothing much Tyrone, I was just showing my homie Sakari my latest album

Tyrone: dope man, and how did that go

50 cal: pretty good man, I even got hello kitty spandex underwear from some random dude out there

Tyrone: You're weird as crap bruh

50 cal: dude that gave us them ended up wearing see-through hello kitty spandex underwear though, so things got weird

Tyrone: like I said, you weird as crap bruh

Teacher: okay guys class has started, now I need you guys to get your textbooks out & do pages 6-66. These are due by the end of class today. Let's get to work

Tyrone: man, this is bull crap

50 cal: I know right, here drop a beat real quick. I've got some crap I wanna talk about the school system

Tyrone: Aright

(Verse 1)
The conductor walks in the factory room
Says welcome everyone to the classroom
I'm the teacher, & I give all the orders
So everything here must be in order
You must raise your hand for you to go speak
And You must ask permission to go pee
Gotta make sure that you get that a
So we can ship you out here with a good grade
To do the rest of controlling your systems
So make sure that all of you listen
That even with a 4.0 you see
All you are to them is grade a meat

Chorus (x4)
So I might not make it to school next day
School next day
School Next day

(Verse 2)
Wonder why I used that to describe school
Cause its made to make factory workers
Which was needed back in the day that's cool
But that way will no longer work for us
No need to know how to cut frogs the right way
Teach us the skills for when we move away
Were taught for the future, with ways of the past
It's what we learn, not just if we pass
The standardized test maker said it's bad
And So the fact it even exists is bad
But if you drop out the life you get is crap
That's how they keep you inside the trap

Chorus (x4)

(Verse 3)
Now I'm not saying just to go drop out
No this ain't what this is all about
Just saying we need to change how we do this
& stop making people feel like they're stupid
They trying to teach fish how to climb trees
Saying why does no-one listen to wise old me
Maybe teach people from their interests
So less people will break from paying of interest
And I can see how complex math helps the brain
But it's not more important than basic 1st aid
They teach fake numbers instead of CPR
They are killing dudes by not teaching (that part)
So as I walk out of that factory
I think “I won't drop out that’ll ruin me
But imma teach myself, quit acting like a fool
Cause screw the school system imma be my own school

Chorus
So imma be my own school today
School today
School today
So imma be my own school today
School today
School today
So Imma get my own knowledge today
Knowledge today
Knowledge today
Cause I won't let the schools let me be played
Not today
Not today
Chorus (x4)
So I might not make it to school next day
School next day
School next day

{Skit}

Teacher: Hey, no rapping in the classroom, we don't allow that kind of devil worshopry here

50 cal: fine

Teacher: class is done, make sure to turn in your assignments before you leave today

Tyrone: finally

50 cal: yo man, you still down to hang tonight?

Tyrone: yea man, I just gotta go to the bathroom real quick before we go

50 cal: aright man

Tyrone: Be right back