Darth No

Well Anakin decided he was gonna fight Obi-Wan
Down in the lava on some moving rocks
Surfing while fighting, it’s impossible to just run
And I would imagine it’d be really hot
Yes it does make good for an actiony scene and
Everybody wants to see the light sabers
But Anakin fell down and he burst into flames
And Obi-Wan is like “okay I guess I did my work”
And so Anakin was burned like a piece of bacon
And so they covered him up
In a big plastic suit with a giant helmet and apparently an iron lung
And as Darth Vader, what did he say?
Other than “Where’s Padme”?
Once Darth Sidious told
Vader lookеd up and yelled

Noooooooo!

Cause Padmе died as Anakin envisioned it
And everything just went horribly wrong
Well there’s nothing else do now except join the dark side
But really, you knew it’d happen all along
Anakin wanted to save her from her dying
By learning how to use the dark side of the force
But in his anger or something he actually killed her
Remember those visions? Trace that back to the source
You know you can’t change history or the future
Everything will happen the exact same way
Your visions somehow knew you’d become Darth Vader
And so now, what are you gonna say?
You’ll look up at the sky
With evil tears in your eyes
You’ll do something not so bold
In front of the Sith Lord, you’ll say

Noooooooo!