I Don’t Know How to Use a Fork

Down here in the kitchen of my house
I cooked some eggs and want to eat them now
There’s something that I do not want to admit, but it’s true

I wanna sit down and start eating
With what I can never use
I wanna ask someone how to do it
But I always refuse
It’s so embarrassing, and makes me look like a dork
I don't know how to use a fork

I practice using forks everyday
Stabbing food every time
I tell myself, "Today could be the day"
But I can never get it right, oh

I wanna sit down and start eating
With what I can nevеr use
I wanna ask someone how to do it
But I always rеfuse
It’s so embarrassing, and makes me look like a dork
I don't know how to use a fork

Why? Why don't I know how?
Because of this, you'll never see me eating out
Oh I try, but I can never get my
Fork to grab anything

I wanna sit down and start eating
With what I can never use
I wanna ask someone how to do it
But I always refuse
It’s so embarrassing, and makes me look like a dork
I don't know how to use a fork

I wanna sit down and start eating
With what I can never use
I wanna ask someone how to do it
But I always refuse
It’s so embarrassing, and makes me look like a dork
I don't know how to use a fork