No One Understands

(Spoken Intro)
[TREVOR]
Dammit, we look alike!

[CRAIG]
We do not! You have long hair like a girl!

[TREVOR]
You have short hair like a lesbian girl! This haircut is classic Trevor! Fuck you!

[CRAIG]
No, fuck you! You don't get me!

[TREVOR]
You don't get me, either! No one does!

(Song)
[CRAIG]
I'm in this struggle all alone
I don't know what to do

[TREVOR]
I wish that there was someone who knew
What I am going through

[CRAIG]
This feeling that I'm feeling
It feels so very bad

[TREVOR]
It's almost like my life's a lie
And actually I'm sad

[BOTH]
No one understands what I've been through
No one knows what it's like to be
A man with my specific life saying these specific words
The only one who undеrstands is me

(Spoken)
[TREVOR]
Say, is this your family?

[CRAIG]
What? No! But I definitеly have a real family. and they're rich and smart and kind and real

[TREVOR]
Oh, me too! I got a birth mommy and a birth daddy the same as everybody else

(Song)
Growing up with just a mom, it left a gaping hole

[CRAIG]
My single dad, he did his best, but life, she took her toll

[TREVOR]
With Pops, I could have fished for fish. A fastball we'd perfect

[CRAIG]
With Mom, I could have learned to bake or show women respect

[BOTH]
No one understands what I've been through
No one knows what it's like to be
A man with my specific life saying these specific words
The only one who understands is me

[CRAIG]
If you think I've had it easy, then you're wrong

[TREVOR]
The road's been fuckin' hard and fuckin' long

[BOTH]
Everything I ever got, I got all on my own
I rose up from the ashes of my single-parent home
'Cause I've always been a fighter since the day that I was born
On January 3rd, 1986 at 5:06/5:07 A.M

(Spoken)
[CRAIG]
Wait, what the fuck, dude?

[TREVOR]
Yeah, there are a lot of similarities happening here

[CRAIG]
What is that?

[TREVOR]
This? Oh, the only thing I have from the dad I never knew is

[BOTH]
Half of a locket!

[CRAIG]
This is the only thing I have from my mom. I've never understood mine, it just says "OUR BO". I think it must be an ancient indigenous saying

[TREVOR]
Mine only says "TOYS."

[CRAIG]
Huh, but what if?

[BOTH]
OUR TWO BOYS!

[TREVOR]
Oh my God! Does this mean

[CRAIG]
I'm sorry, you thought that said "TOYS"?

[TREVOR]
Yeah, T-W-O-Y-S, toys!

[CRAIG]
No, there's not a "W" in "toys."

[TREVOR]
Dammit all the fuck, Craig. Who cares about letters right now? You only have a dad, I only have a mom. We're born on the same day almost down to the minute. We must be brothers! Not just brothers, twins!

[CRAIG]
Wow, we're twins!

[BOTH]
We're fucking identical twins!

(Song)
[BOTH]
No one understands what I've been through
No one knows what it's like to be

[TREVOR]
A man who thought he was alone

[CRAIG]
But then found out he had a twin

[TREVOR]
Who works at the same fucking job

[BOTH]
What a big coincidence
The only one who understands is we
Is we