No One Loves You Any Better Than Your M-O-Double-M-Y

Listen, all you rolling stones
When you leave your happy homes
When you start leaving your own people
Things all seem to go wrong
There's a saying, old today
Chicks come home to roost they say
But let me tell you one thing
When you wander away

No one loves you
Any better than your
M-O double M-Y
And when you start to cry
She'll dry each tearful
Make you cheerful
No matter where you roam
Your thoughts always stray
Back to that little shack
A cozy, little nest so far away
M is for the mince pies she used to bakе
O is for the oatmeal she'd always makе
Double M is for the many miles you had to roam
And Y is that you're yearning just to get back home
And though you roam this whole world over
Sure a love like hers you can't buy
'Cause no one loves you
Any better than your
M-O double M-Y oh yeah!

This is the Mommy dance!

A cozy little nest so far away
M is that she misses you, she's all alone
O is that you only want to get back home
Double M is for the many months of care and strife
And Y is that she'll yearn for you all through life
And though you roam this whole world over
Sure a love like hers you can't buy
'Cause no one loves you
Any better than your
M-O double M
M-O double M
M-O double M-Y
MOMMY!