From The Indies To The Andes In His Undies

Are ready, Hesie? (hoo-hoo!)

From the Indies to the Andes in his undies
And he never took a shave except on Mondays
He didn't eat a thing but chocolate sundaes
'Twas a very, very daring thing to do

And he carried for a charm a kippered herring (A herring?)
To protect him when the tropic sun was glaring
Whoever met him thought he needed airing (Pee-yew)
'Twas a very, very daring thing to do

Otto Zilch - he's a hero of the ages!
Otto Zilch - hе will surely enter history's pagеs

From the Indies to the Andes, what a mission
Stopping only now and then to do some fishin'
And he went without a copyright permission
'Twas a very, very daring thing to do

He took a parasol that was his Momma's (Haha!)
And he crossed the mountains riding yellow llamas (Ah!)
Which he dressed in purple polka-dot pajamas
'Twas a very, very daring thing to do

Otto Zilch - he's the greatest navigator (Otto Zilch!)
Otto Zilch - swarm the rivers on an alligator

And he carried for a spare a pair of panties
But they didn't fit him well they were his auntie's
In his undies from the Indies to the Andes (Woohoo!)
'Twas a very, very daring thing to do
'Twas a very, very daring thing to do!