Everybody Eats When They Come To My House

Turn off the telly, Nelly
Come to the table, Mabel
Now, sit up straight, Kate
It's time to eat, Pete

Have a banana, Hanna
Try the salami, Tommy
Get with the gravy, Davy
Everybody eats when they come to my house
Try a tomato, Plato
Here's cacciatore, Dory
Taste the baloney, Tony
Everybody eats when they come to my house

I fix your favorite dishes
Hopin' this good food fills ya
Work my hands to the bone
In the kitchen alone
You bettеr eat if it kills ya

Pass me a pancake, Mandrakе
Sample a taco, Paco
Have a hors d'oeuvre-y, Ervy
Everybody eats when they come to my house

Hanna! Davy! Tommy! Dora! Mandrake!
Everybody eats when they come to my house

Pass-ta fazulla, Tallulah
Oh, do have a bagel, Fagel
Now, don't be so bashful, Nashville
Everybody eats when they come to my house
Hey, this is a party, Marty
You get the cherry, Jerry
Now look, don't be so picky, Mickey
Everybody eats when they come to my house

All of my friends are welcome
Don't make me nag ya, Magya
Eat the tables, the chairs, the napkins, who cares?
Eat all my things if they gag ya

Have a frittata, Lotta
Nibble a kibble, Sybil
Chili con carne for Barney
Everybody eats when they come to my house

Face, Busta, Cher, Chops, Fump
Everybody eats when they come to my house
Steak, Jake! Pie, Sy! Juice, Bruce! Tart, Bart!
Everybody eats when they come to my house