New Girlfriend

(One, two, three, four!)

My new girlfriend is better than you
She's got bigger breasts and a higher IQ
And she always knows which fork to use
And she doesn't always have some lame excuse
She's a-wigglin' and a-gigglin' and a-bakin' a pie
And I can tell just by the look in her eye
That she's never gonna make me have to wonder why
And we're gonna have a hell of a time

She's better than you (better than you)
She's better than you (better than you)
She's better than you (better than you)

When she's with me and we're hanging around
We sit and talk about how you let me down
And how you always used to make that annoying sound
And how you sure could stand to lose a few pounds
I really hope you're happy with the way it turned out
'Cause you made a fool of me, but who's laughing now?
Who's laughing now, and who's laughing not?
Ha ha ha ha ha-ha ha

She's better than you (better than you)
She's better than you (better than you)
She's better than you (better than you)

My new girlfriend is better than you
My new girlfriend is better than you
My new girlfriend is better than you
She's got higher breasts and a bigger IQ