My Stupid Life

I've been doing nothing in particular
I've been figuring out what I was gonna do
Now, somehow, the time has gone by
And I didn't do the things that I wanted to
Looking back, it seems like I shoulda known
Walking down and up and down the avenue
Wasn't such a smart way to go
But it's all I knew how to do

And you're gonna say, "Isn't it okay 'cause you kept on trying?"
And I'm gonna lie and explain how I've been a Value Giant
Or I don't care, like Pierre waiting for the lion to eat me up
To eat me up

While I think about my
(My stupid life)
My stupid life
I've gotta tell you 'bout my
(My stupid life)
My stupid life
Lemme tell you 'bout my
(My stupid life)
My stupid life

I've been told I spend too much time alone
And asked why I never take this jacket off
I'm either caught in the headlights
Or running around like a chicken with its head cut off
I recall I once heard a story
It might be apocryphal, but anyway
There's this guy who got so bored
That he chopped off his own head

Well, I won't do that
But it seems like, at some point, something should happen
There's got to be some sort of redemption
Or at least some French in Action
There's nothing yet, and I can't get no disaffection
Not even that

Well, lemme tell you 'bout my
(My stupid life)
My stupid life
I'll tell you all about my
(My stupid life)
My stupid life
I gotta think about my
(My stupid life)
My stupid life
It's my, my stupid life

Well, lemme tell you 'bout my
(My stupid life)
My stupid life
Gotta think about my
(My stupid life)
My stupid life
Tell you 'bout my
(My stupid life)
My stupid life
My stupid life