Naked in a Lake

[SON]
Come on buddy, the water's just right
So come on buddy, let's have a water fight
Splashy, splashy, there's nothing more fun
Then dropping trou' and getting some sun

You can skinny if you're fat or old
Put Marco Polo in a wrestling hold
All your problems wash away
When you're naked, yeah you're naked in a lake

(spoken)
Come on guys, it's super warm!

[DAD]
Oh, I don't know about this! Ok!

[SON]
Everybody jump in, come and splash around, feel the water between your toes
Everybody swim, take a mini vacay wearing only your birthday clothes
I promise I won't judge if you've got freckles or some pudge
'Cause their just one way to spend the rest of the day
Getting naked, yeah let's get naked, get naked in a lake

[ALL]
Naked in a lake
Naked in a lake
Naked in a lake
Get naked in a lake
Naked in a - we're naked in a lake

[SON]
Come on, Mouthface, I know you want to

[DAUGHTER]
I can finally lose this dress! Whee!

[SON]
Come on grandpa, water's good for you

[GRANDPA]
I beat you to it, my diaper's wet!

[SON]
It's nothing super sexual
'Cause the act is nothing actual
It's time to free your little guy and let him play
And have the time of your life starting today

Everybody jump in, come and splash around, feel your body jingle jangle
Everybody's got fins and it's super cool when you're kicking off your sandals
If life ever gets you stressed, find some woods and take a bath
And get naked
Yeah!

[ALL]
Let's get naked in a lake

[SON]
Yabbadabbadoo!

Let's get naked

[ALL]
Let's get naked in a lake

[DAUGHTER]
They did it in Ancient Rome

[GRANDPA]
It's everybody's oldest story

[MOTHER]
You can even do it alone

[OX]
Just you and all your glory!

[ALL]
Everybody flip out

[SON]
Try to dunk your head, see how long you can hold your breath

[ALL]
You can even use toys

[SON]
Like a floating raft for this H2Orgy fest
You can do it in the dark, but it's better when you see your parts

[DAUGHTER]
And I wouldn't have it any other way

[ALL]
Being naked, yeah super naked, we're naked in a lake
Naked in a lake
We're naked in a lake
Naked in a lake
Naked in a lake
Naked in a lake
We're naked in a lake

We are rich in Oregich

[FATHER]
But who cares, 'cause we're naked, yeah we're naked in a lake

(Dialouge)

[MOTHER]
C'mon, Buddy, the water's just right...