Caulk the Wagon

McDoon:
We gotta caulk your wagon, Mouthface
We gotta caulk your wagon, Mouthface
We gotta caulk your wagon, Mouthface
Until the day we die

Daughter: (Spoken) But I don't want to die!
McDoon: (Spoken) That's why:

McDoon, Chorus:
We gotta caulk your wagon, Mouthface
We gotta caulk your wagon, Mouthface
We gotta caulk your wagon, Mouthface
Until the day we die

Daughter: (Spoken) Yeah, and how we supposed to do that?

McDoon: (Daughter:)
Well, do you see that ox?
((Spoken) Ahuh.)
He's an ox of course
((Spoken) Yep.)
And he took us down the trail
But his time is up, 'cause he won't help us
Unless he grows a sail

McDoon, Chorus:
His time is up, unless he grows a sail
His time is up - he didn't grow a sail

McDoon:
So we'll chop him up, remove his guts
And grind up all his hooves
Then we'll mix it up into a pulp
And spread it on like glue

McDoon, Chorus:
We'll chop him up and make him into glue
You'll caulk this up, this ox has died for you

(Dialogue)

McDoon:
Now spread the caulk on thick
To seal out the water
Now blow on it real quick

Daughter:
It has a real strange odour

Why did we leave home in the first place?
I'm springin' leaks all over my face

McDoon:
A higher power steers me true
Now let me do the same for you
I see this trip has taken its toll
Now let me fill your holes

McDoon, Chorus:
He's gonna caulk your wagon, Mouthface
He's gonna caulk your wagon, Mouthface
He's gonna caulk your wagon, Mouthface
Until the day you die

Cletus: (Spoken) Now that's how you caulk a wagon!

(Dialogue)

All:
Until the day we die...
(Caulk the wagon)
(Caulk the wagon)
(Caulk the wagon)