Morbius vs. Dracula

[Verse 1: Morbius (Chase Beck)]
Morbius, the best movie ever made (yuh, yuh)
The mic calls, now I'm here to raise the stakes (yuh, yuh)
Blood doctor, but you don't wanna come test this
I keep it like Rotten Tomatoes: 100%, bitch
This bat is draining ya now
Feels like Castlevania how
My attacks are breaking this Count
Axed in half, I'll name him Discount
You're a granddad who's chasin' and ransackin' ladies who can't act like they were aroused
Drac' captured dames that span half his age, but couldn't captivate a damn crowd
Ouch!
The critics all be goin' crazy! Got 'em shoutin' (Morbius!)
I hit up Martin Scorsese, got him shoutin' (Morbius!)
You know I'm coppin' hoes daily, got 'em shoutin' (Morbius!)
Fillin' Sony's dough craving
Now they shout for morе (-bius!)

[Verse 2: Dracula (Freshy Kanal)]
I have to bat against this vampire joke?
Ugh, I'll turn this Snapchat filtеr to a ghost
I've seen undead pale faces for more than a century
But your looks have given me a different monster energy
Leto? No, I need better for breakfast
I'll wear on my necklace after I turn you neckless
As the Count from the street who's making massive numbers
Even I have to wonder, who'd think to give you trash an Oscar?
You take everything Disney does and make it mediocre
Sony feeds off Marvel's scraps so much, they even brought Vulture
A hodgepodge of pop culture, your film is egregious
Reflected onto the silver screen
No wonder no one has seen it!
It's like 3 acts of terror how your box office bomb hits
You're only delivering when you're mailing used condoms
I took your babe and flew into my province!
I must be MC Hammer 'cause she's getting nailed in my coffin

[Verse 3: Morbius (Chase Beck)]
Call this the second weekend, the way I bring the crowd back
When I got your organs stingin', I'm not talkin' 'bout your soundtrack
Your fart cloud ass stands no chance, so change your form in time
If this old man wants to dance, THEN IT'S MORBIN' TIME!
Hear a chorus of screams for the More to the B
Bring gore to the streets
But according to the lore that I read
While your enemies formed in a league
You're a dork staying indoors for a week
When you warred with the three, you were forced to retreat
But I got more than a pitchfork and a torch for my heat
So go get me a new foe I can beat
And the floor's gettin' cleaned with them: Morbius sweeps

[Verse 4: Dracula (Freshy Kanal)]
That was the worst
I mean, the verse you've written sucks
It's time to bring in a vampire that knows true cinema!

[Verse 5: Edward Cullen (Littleflecks)]
If Sony Pictures won't stop tuggin' and pullin'
On the udders of the Marvel cash cow
Time for a cullin'
Jared, you should method act as a better rapper
Want to lead a cult classic? Then don't forget the latter!
Your movie scores have been mauled to death
Left theatres more empty than Stewart's performances
All that Morbius is fillin' screens wit' is more BS!
You sure that your disease was cured?
You got them rabies, kid
CGI came out lookin' worse than my baby did
What do you do in the shadow of the role that I was cast as?
Now you're a shit Joker and a worse bat, man

[Outro: Morbius (Chase Beck)]
Batman? Oh, no, no, no, no, no
I am...Venom
Blagh!