Kraken vs. Cthulhu

[v.1 Kraken]

Oh shit! I was resting in the ocean
I think this octo-pussy queefed, huh? Now I've awoken
No myth, each verse a curse, Poseidon spit
Try to bite off me if I'm flowing then the tides'll switch

Bro, your story's utter nonsense, I say your name and utter nonsense
Cutuh, cuh-cu, cutuh, cuz... uh... FUCK IT!

Too much bullshit, not enough vowels (Yeah!!)
No drip, this fish in a drought
Cruise ships, toothpicks, spitting them out
Who insignificant now?

Put the shrimp back in an aquarium
You look like a new Covid variant
I'm in the sea bed, you got no real depth
That's why they put you in Terraria

Spare me from playing your games, boy, or I'm giving Jones the location
You'll get your shit rocked, and put in a big box, a locker combination

[v.2 Cthulhu]

What even is this cephalopod's goal?
Your only claim to fame's a series of films of terrible plot holes
Every mortal I stomp on like one steps on a cockroach
Severs your flesh, selling so you fresh at a Costco

I'm the head on the top throne several gods know
You're full of watered down seamen & skeleton crossbones
I... bit off your style? What are these pitiful soft jokes?
I'll take you further under than your crypto stock growth

[v.3 Kraken]

Kraken was out screeching and plundering, I was marked a scourge
This dragon fell asleep in a dungeon, and hit Do Not Disturb
Hit him with this double like an action surge
Your flow is like most people who supposedly show you on film - Amateur

Cultivate a culture based cults on ancient scum
Culminated by an author who was basically a cunt
You're not the first idea that he had that was appalling
A sexist and racist, he put a new meaning to catcalling

[v.4 Cthulhu]

Despite your frame and size, you couldn't measure up to me
In any given sport you're 20,000 leagues beneath
You're a ghost of what you were, and I'm a phantom of the seas
Need the Necronomicon? Because your fandom is deceased

You couldn't fathom my real appearance, your calamari brain's pan frying
You're only sighted by drunks and bums, they say you're big? Now that's cap sizing
A single cannonball splits the Kraken? You can't deny it, you're that spineless
Your battles bring you fulfillment? They look like pirated hentai shit

Get cracked like a shut clam, put a cork in it like your rum brand
Why should I rebuttal this scumbag? See the sperm whale if you want comeback
I'm a living breathing legend, you're a pet who's on a leash, who
Lays in wait in movie cameos and hoping they'll release you