Minecraft Won’t Add Inches to Your Cock

[Intro]
(Damn Enderman-man, Enderman, stealin’ shit)
(Damn Enderman-man, Enderman, stealin’ shit)
(Damn Enderman-man, Enderman, stealin’ shit) Woah, woah, woah, woah
(Damn Enderman-man, Enderman, stealin’ shit) Woah, woah, woah, woah

[Verse 1]
C-C-C-Careful of the Enderman, he's black
He will get angry if you look at him and attack you
He's black and he'll steal, he'll rob your blocks
He cannot swim, cannot swim at all
I'm in the deep, deep basement of Mom’s house
Mining ‘til I get to the next level
I just gotta build something big, bigger than me
And I’ll crafting be in the basement all night
Minecraft won't add inches to your cock

[Chorus]
So mine it up, up, up
Mine it up, up, up
Mine it up, up up, build it higher
So mine it up, up, up
Mine it up, up, up
Mine it up, up up, to the sky, ah
Woah, woah, woah, woah (This is Minecraft)
Woah, woah, woah, woah (This is Minecraft)

[Verse 2]
Zombies and creepers and the spiders
And the skeletons that carry bows and arrows
I just gotta build a building that'll keep 'em from me
Because the Netherworld's the only thing that waits for me
I'm always living in a Legoland invented
By a Swedish viking lookin’ fat kid
Gotta keep on building and survive-vive-vive
And then maybe somebody will have sex with me
Minecraft won't add inches to your cock

[Chorus]
So mine it up, up, up
Mine it up, up, up
Mine it up, up up, build it higher
So mine it up, up, up
Mine it up, up, up
Mine it up, up up, to the sky, ah
Woah, woah, woah, woah (This is Minecraft)
Woah, woah, woah, woah (This is Minecraft)

[Bridge]
(Damn Enderman-man, Enderman, stealin’ shit)
(Damn Enderman-man, Enderman, stealin’ shit)
Minecraft won’t add inches to your cock
Minecraft won’t add inches to your cock

[Chorus]
So mine it up, up, up
Mine it up, up, up
Mine it up, up up, build it higher
So mine it up, up, up
Mine it up, up, up
Mine it up, up up, to the sky, ah
Woah, woah, woah, woah (This is Minecraft)
Woah, woah, woah, woah (This is Minecraft)
Woah, woah, woah, woah