Fly Like Me

[Intro]
Yeah
Everybody told me
"Stop what you're doing man
You're white!
Rapping doesn't sound good when a white guy does it!"
"Take out your grill!
A grill doesn't look good on a white guy!"
And the thing is?
They were right
I'm black, black

[Verse 1]
When you saw me on the news, then you saw that it was on
And my song was causing problems, they said that it was wrong
These dinosaurs are boring, old media's gone
Tryna sell these kids Jordans, they all about LeBrons
And that's the last time I'll give advice, don't ask why
I'm doing what I'm doing, or to name 2 more black guys
Okay, I'll try, Trayvon, that's one, uhh...
How about that guy from King of Queens? He was good!
They love it when I drive my Nissan through the hood
The lease on it ends in a couple months
Then I could get a fly ass pimp brand new Subaru
And you know that what I'm driving I'm living in it too
And women love it too yeah, bitches love a dope ride
Everybody gets a free ride like Oprah
But don't cry when I push you out the legacy
You didn't think you's staying here
After you has sex with me

[Chorus]
You ain't fly like me, a black guy like me
You'll never be a loudmouth tryhard like me
You ain't brown as me, or as down as me
You won't be a half-retard clown as me
And I don't give a fuck if you think I suck
I fuck the world in the ass 'till my dick get stuck
And everywhere you look in every city they should tell you
"Rucka Rucka Ali, is pretty good!"

[Verse 2]
It's 9 AM and you's eating you a Big Mac
If you dont like the music that you hear eat a dicksack!
Only 17 but she bought me a house
So have a Coke and a smile, and shut your bitch mouth!
"You're such a dick, wow, oh my god, you're irrelevant!"
"Don't call him a terrorist, he wouldn't kill Americans!"
Yeah, well I guess he still did for the hell of it
You mad at me for pointing out the room and the elephant?
Look where we're headed, man nobody can say shit!
You're racist base it's just a private conversation!
Have some patience, soon they're gonna plant a sensitivity chip
In everybody's head!
Get ready for it man
You'll be strung out and hungry
In a free country where everybody's bad
It's getting out of hand, how'd this happen?
I'm just a black man, good at selling crack and rapping!

[Chorus]
You ain't fly like me, a black guy like me
You'll never be a loudmouth tryhard like me
You ain't brown as me, or as down as me
You won't be a half-retard clown as me
And I don't give a fuck if you think I suck
I fuck the world in the ass 'till my dick get stuck
And everywhere you look in every city they should tell you
"Rucka Rucka Ali, is pretty good!"

[Bridge]
Why can't a black man ever say shit?
Why can't a black man ever say shit?
Why can't a black man ever say shit?
Why can't a black man ever say shit?
Why can't a black man ever say shit?
Why can't a black man ever say shit?
Why can't a black man ever say shit?
Why can't a black man ever say shit?

[Verse 3]
Now I lay my ass to sleep
Pray the Lord outta jail, my ass to keep
He said: "What the hell are you asking me? You're black! It's like asking for magic beans!"
I planned a scheme just to have this dream
But these faggots thinking: "well, just hand it to me"
I had to bleed, suffer and kill
I spilled the blood of anyone that didn't think I was ill
They weren't feeling my skill, so I cut their ass open
When you feel torn and your spirit is broken
You gotta stand tall and act like a man
And beat the fuck out of anyone that isn't a fan
Remember the plan and who you work for, Nucka!
The world can't stand us, they don't understand us
Tell the bastards what they can suck
'Cause if you ain't one of Rucka's Nucka's, well fuck you

[Chorus]
You ain't fly like me, a black guy like me
You'll never be a loudmouth tryhard like me
You ain't brown as me, or as down as me
You won't be a half-retard clown as me
And I don't give a fuck if you think I suck
I fuck the world in the ass 'till my dick get stuck
And everywhere you look in every city they should tell you
"Rucka Rucka Ali, is pretty good!"
You ain't fly like me, a black guy like me
You'll never be a loudmouth tryhard like me
You ain't brown as me, or as down as me
You won't be a half-retard clown as me
And I don't give a fuck if you think I suck
I fuck the world in the ass 'till my dick get stuck
And everywhere you look in every city they should tell you
"Rucka Rucka Ali, is pretty good!"

[Outro]
Shit
Now when do you ever hear some shit like that?
Now run tell your peoples who just dropped the dopest hip-hop record for at least the last 10 years
It's the last you'll ever hear from me man, I'm out
I'm retiring the mic, stepping out the game, yo
That's it for me
At least 'till my next song comes out in like two weeks
That's gon' be some hot shit man, tell your boys!