Kim Jong Un Song

[Intro]
Ching chang chong
I'm Kim Jong Un
Got a mushroom cloud
For you... (Goddammit)
I got a missile now
I'm gonna blow you up
Gonna blow you up
I got a missile now
I'm gonna blow you up
Gonna blow you up (Yeah)

[Verse 1]
I got some, sorta
Big missile for ya
It goes so far
It hits California
The whole, wide, world
Is gonna go up in flames
When Obama calls up
I take the phone and say

[Chorus]
"Ching chang chong
I'm Kim Jong Un
Got a mushroom cloud
For you... You're a black man
Give me your fried watermelon
And your fried chicken right now
[?]..."
I got a small, little penis
And my missile is LARGE
You won't think my dick's little
When I'm droppin' it (Come on)
So ching chang chong
I'm Kim Jong Un
Got a mushroom cloud
For you...
I got a missile now
I'm gonna blow you up
Gonna blow you up (Yeah)

[Verse 2]
I got a couple nunchukers
Theme park for torture
I said, "Nuke the Chinese?
I meant microwave supper."
I bomb China, but the
Button got stuck
"Aw fuck! Better duck
Here['s a] fortune cookie
For luck."
Ching chang chong
I'm Kim Jong Un
Got a mushroom cloud
For you...
Gonna bomb your city
While you're sitting there
Shittin' out a chicken wanton
[?]...
I got a small philipenis [sic]
And my missile is LARGE
You won't think my dick's little
When I'm droppin' it (Come on)
So ching chang chong
I'm Kim Jong Un
Got a mushroom cloud
For you... (Yeah)

[Bridge]
I'm showin' up
I'm blowin' up
I'm throwin' up (All night)
Some would say, I act out
'Cause my daddy died
I touch a boy
I touch a girl
It's North Korean pride
I eat dog, with my young
Thirteen-year-old bride

[Verse 2]
Drink my cognac
Smoke crack
Bitches be like "Oh crap!"
I like biking, and drycleaning
My friend Dennis is so black
Hillary, you're a pretty
Little fat dyke
I wanna see you on my penis
With a flashlight
Looking for my daughter
On South Korean border

[Chours]
'Cause ching chang chong
I'm Kim Jong Un
Gonna blow you, blow you up
(Godammit, MOM!)
Ching chang chong
I'm Kim Jong Un
Got a mushroom cloud
For you...

[Bridge]
I'm a black-ass nigga
Everyone sing with me
Let's get jiggy right now
[?]
I'm gonna rape these women
While the rest of you starve
If I had some more dinner
I'd give you NONE OF IT (heh)

[Outro Chorus]
Ching chang chong
I'm Kim Jong Un
Got a mushroom cloud
For you...
I got a missile now
I'm gonna blow you up
Gonna blow you up
(Mushroom cloud for you)
Gonna blow you up (for you)
I got a missile now
I'm gonna blow you up
(Mushroom cloud for you)
I got a missile now
I'm gonna blow you up
Gonna blow you up...