I’m Just a Teenage Mutant, Ninja

My name's Raphael
I live down in the sewer
It stinks like hell
From all of the number 2

Our leader’s a rat
He makes us wear hats
So no one will know who I am
And no one will give a damn about me

‘Cause I'm just a teenage mutant, ninja
Yeah, I'm just a teenage mutant, ninja
Eat up some ice cream-flavored pizza with me, ooh

Righteous! Radical! Bossa nova! Hail Hitler!
What? W-What? Dude, not cool! C’mon, man!

The Shredder's a dick
He makes kids drop out of school
And steal lots of shit
‘Cause they think that crime is cool

April's kind of hot
She's on 5 o'clock
But she doesn't know who I am
And she'll never give that ass up to me

‘Cause I'm just a teenage mutant, ninja
Yeah, I’m just a teenage mutant, ninja
Eat up some ice cream-flavored pizza with me, ooh

Oh yeah, cowabunga!
No, we don’t run from the Foot clansmen
Oh yeah, fuck them!
We're heroes in a fucking half shell

Man, I’m feeling great
We finally killed Shredder off
Wait, look, this is gay
He's bigger and more pissed off

We'd all gonna die
Kiss your ass goodbye
But my ass is under a shell
And what's Shredder tryna tell us now?

I got some bitches inside with weed and pizza
Come and get high with me, my nigga
I’m just a teenage mutant ninja like you, ooh

Oh yeah, cowabunga!
No, we don't run from the Foot clansmen
Oh yeah, fuck them!
We're heroes in a fucking half shell

So, uh... how does wearing a hat hide the fact that I'm a turtle?
(Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! Shut the fuck up, Donnie.)