Metal Mad Libs 5

[Verse 1]
Yesterday you said tomorrow, so just do it!
Come with me if you want to leave
They told me this would be a rave party
LET'S GO!
Hula hoops are good!
Lettuce is good!
Does the pope, s**t in the woods?
Will my lyrics get picked this time?
When the first animal went extinct, that should've been a sign!
My bologna has a first name, it's D E A T H
What the f**k Richard?
Copy and Paste!
I use bran muffins in various ways
Getting my Ph.D. was a mistake
Stinky stuff!
Poopy poopy in my pants
Don't judge my butt
Hell yes
I need ObamaCore!
Your dad looks like a unicorn

[Verse 2]
Can we stop talking about buckets and pants?
Break glass with hammer, reak a** with ham
My mom calls me Kim Kardashian because of my a**
Gotta go fast!
The
Gagnam Style sucks, here's a hundred bucks
She drove me here
School is for chumps
I'm punching your salad
Black Friday!
I have a sore throat, but I shoed up anyway!
Tomato soup gives me the toots
And
I totally get paid to barbeque
I shiggy diggy
Gary, Gary?
Jared Leto's joker seemed kind of scary
My walls are blue, but my dog still hates my mum
Half-Life 3 is a figment of your imagination
This is my scream submission
*scream*
Look at this fish in my avatar
*scream*
Rules of nature!
*scream*
I can't breathe with my toes closed
I can't hold all these feels
Pick up a dictionary of tears
I miss my bucket
Seriously, where is my bucket?

[Instrumental]

[Verse 3]
Something about the sky, the moon, and the sea
Since when did people like me?
I met Eddie Jewel once, he looked uncomfortable and I bought cheese
The government is bees!
This song Djents!
Do you still need comments?
I need a topical ointment
How do I djent?
Is djent an instrument?
BACON!
How about a trumpet?
Still, where the hell is my bucket!?
UFO's look like dinner plates, think about it
What the WTF?
I farted real loud
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