Metal Mad Libs 2

[Verse 1]
FIRST
I'm a tiny teapot
Cutie patootie
OMG fak you Gooby!
Parsnips are for wimps
I am an old woman
Boris Johnson *insert deep sound*
I need those reports in by Monday Rob
You think you can scream?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Now that's a good time!
I ride unicorns, all day all night
Tumblr is the best website
Energy punch!

*deep scream*

[Verse 2]
I like trains!
Honeybadger don't give a s**t
I swim in printer ink cause I'm rich!
AWWWW SNAP!
Where is the cat?
My life is empty without my spandex
WHERE IS WENDY?!?
I have to be honest, I'm getting tired of these; how about some real music again?
Joe Biden ... my valentine!
I have ham stuffеd in my pants!
Rub onions in my face

[Chello Solo]

[Verse 3]
This is a comment - now you gotta sing it!
Dark souls trap FAP trolls
*scream*
Wе're just dwarves in a barrel
Pillows are evil!
*scream*
I still haven't found my bucket
Backslash M Forwardslash!
Oh yeah!
I JUST SUBSCRIBED!