Metal Mad Libs 4

[Verse 1]
This is metal mad libs, FOUR!
YouTube made me change my name again
I hate when Voldemort uses my shampoo without asking
Sometimes when I close my eyes I can't see
I will steal all of your CHEESE!
My goats are sad
Preroll ads are bad; They really really really make me mad!
Your face cannot handle, the softness of my fabrics
Are you ever worried that everyone's microwave is better than yours?
Me and Derek don't talk much anymore
Yesterday I did yoga on top of the White House
The baboon of justice is our only hope now
Frump a dump
Seven
Punch a rock
Eleven
My spoon is too big
Batman approves of this s**t

[Verse 2]
Hey found my bucket, nope not it
Respect your mother, she works really hard!
Stressed is dessert spelled backwards
I tap my phone screen repeatedly in public only to pretend I'm texting a friend
To much Chipotle
Thall
Maybe!
I like to pee into the sea
Cows don't know what babies eat
Nobody asked you Patrice!
Denny's has quality food at affordable prices
Cathy, how do I open a new tab?
Boots and cats and chuggity chug
Do you want to mingle with my pringles?
Ham?
I'm cutting other people's grass for money
It's just like that time I watched Netflix for a whole weekend, NAKED!
Bob Saget!
I saw a tree and I kissed it
I am a lamp, deal with it
I'm a donut, for serious
Ravioli, Ravioli, give me the formuoli
I know it all I just act oblivious
FINLAND!