Metal Mad Libs 3

[Verse 1]
Paula Dean, why so mean?
Diarrhea, Diarrhea, Diarrhea party!
All you base are belong to us
I need a loofah
Christian Bale
Riding a salad, made of dreams
CHEESECAKE!
POOP!
LEMONS!
I'm sleepy!
I want to be your cat's friend
*scream*
Libbin' your bewbs
*meow*

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 2]
Traffic! Traffic! It's the traffic song Yeah!
Chris Brown sucks!
Shoop poop da poop
Why did we break up?
Twerking at your dad's house ain't too fun
GOD D****T MOM!
Only you can touch my butt and my heart at the same time
TUBA POWER!
The milk is expired, but it still tastes good!
Moose
Supersonic apple juice
Ham is the truth
Remember to take off your pants
Gunnarolla has gigantic calves
The UK is just okay
My enchiladas are soggy
I like fluffy ducklings
My toilet is sad
No YOLO without ROLOs
Nicolas Cage!
Snake, snake, SNAKE!
Bl_bl
Sometimes I put marinara sauce in my bathtub and pretend I'm a meatball, delectable!
Thanks Obama!
Stop messing with my toaster settings!

[Verse 3]
The mayor hates me!
Cute, cute, cute, cute puppies!
P-p-p penis!
Still don't know where my bucket is
The whale in my closet says SUBSCRIBE!