Maureen

Maureen died in a Cincinnati McDonald's
With Stinker Woo and Anthony O'Donnell
She had a sporty windbreaker and babysitter tits
And she lay on spilled Grape Nuts and those oven mitts

The young boy made love to the cigarette machine
Preacher read a passage from Job
Maureen writhed in agony
And in the confusion I barfed on a globe

Above the Golden Arches
The sky, it did turn black
God saw fit to give us some roadkill
So we all had a snack
Yes, we did