Cervix Blues

Check out that cervix, it's not very well
Check out that cervix, it will end up in Hell
Trashed it with my big fat cock
Then I stuffed it in a sock

There's a tennis racket under my bed
A monument to girls who give head
Eight or nine cervixes stuck in its strings
Imagine the kind of luck a thing like that brings

Roll it around with your fingers
Squish it up with your thumbs
Take it out to Disneyland
And wrap it up in bubble gum

There's a tennis racket under my bed
A monument to girls who give head
Eight or nine cervixes stuck in its strings
Imagine the kind of luck that that brings

Hanging by the thinnest thread
Look at that cervix, it's almost dead
Chowing down on a Christmas tree
Broke a cervix tonight, maybe three