Introducing...

Hi, my name is Greg, and I'm a alcoholic.

[Hi, Greg! We love you!]

I play guitar for Sockeye, and I like to drink. I just stole a gun. Things are gonna be really different from now on.

My name is Darrell M., and I'm a Pisces, and I play the drums. I like to draw pictures of people blowing their lips off with fireworks and then masturbate to said pictures. This is excellent!

My name is Dave, and mostly I sing. I have a master's degree, and that makes me better than you. Lock your children up at night, 'cause I don't have a curfew.