Your City Sucks

You're from Salt Lake City
Salt Lake City sucks!

You're from Houston, Texas
Houston, Texas sucks!

Everywhere you are from
Well, that place sucks

You're from Salt Lake City
Salt Lake City sucks!

You're from... (New Orleans!)
New Orleans sucks!

You're from... (fuckin' Louisiana!)
Louisiana sucks!

You're from... (Mormons are fuckin' stupid!)
Mormons suck!

You're from... (Webster, Massachusetts!)
Massachusetts sucks!

You're from Salt Lake City
What do I think about that?
(Sucks!)

(You're from Butte, Montana!)
Butte, Montana sucks!

You're from... (Boise, Idaho!)
Boise, Idaho sucks!

You're from... (Springfield, Illinois!)
Illinois sucks!

You're from [?]
[?] Washington sucks!

You're from Topeka, Kansas
Topeka, Kansas sucks!

You're from Webster, Massachusetts!
Massachusetts sucks!

You're from Butthead, Rhode Island!
Rhode Island sucks!

(I hate Mormons!)
I hate Mormons, too!
Anybody else hate Mormons?

(I hate Mormons from New Orleans. [?] Crisco [?].)

(This sucks!)

(Fuckin' asshole!)

You're from Kent, Ohio!
Kent, Ohio sucks!

You're from Cincinnati!
Cincinnati sucks!

You're from... (No, it doesn't!)
(You're full of shit, man. Cincinnati blows!)

You're from Anchorage, Alaska!
Anchorage, Alaska sucks!

You're from San Francisco!
San Francisco sucks!

You're from Los Angeles!
Los Angeles sucks!

(You're a dick! Dick! Fuck you, you're a dick!)

(You suck!)

(You even like this song! You suck!)