Master So Fine

Check, check, check, check, check it out

I am the slave and you are the master
Here is a stick now beat me, beat me faster
Open up the door, and throw me on the floor
And accuse me of breaking your wireless cord

But I don't even have a PC slot
You said shut up and take it slut
Then you whipped me in the face with a I triple E cable
Made me cry bent me over on the dinner table

Do you like it how i beat you slave?
No, I have a low t-t-tolerence t-to pain
That's alright, Imma teach you how to love it
Then you pulled out your floppy disk and made me shove it

Master so fine he make a slave say damn
Master so fine he make a slave say damn
Master, Master
Master so fine he make a slave say damn
Master so fine he make a slave say damn
Master, Master

If you're looking for a slave I could play the part
It's like update quantity and add to cart
When you whip me sometimes it makes me feel really bad
But I look in your eyes it makes me feel really glad (why?)

That you're my master and I'm your slave
Your dick is a car and my ass is the pave-ment of the c
I want you in me
Wrap my lips around yo d

Master so fine he make a slave say damn
Master so fine he make a slave say damn
Master, Master
Master so fine he make a slave say damn
Master so fine he make a slave say damn
Master, Master

Last Christmas eve I tried to suck my own dick
Got stuck in the position and I hated it
And then down from the chimney come old saint Nick
He had is camera phone, now it's his Myspace pic

Master so fine he make a slave say damn
Master so fine he make a slave say damn
Master, Master