Do You Wanna Come to My House

Ahem, hello, and welcome back to the program
Our next caller is from Dayton, Ohio
Psh, I wish I had a date in Ohio
Hell, I wish I had a date anywhere
I'm fucking lonely
Caller, you're on the air

Oh, hey, hi, um
I just wanted to say really quick that, um

This is an open letter
To Shaquille O'Neill and Eddie Vedder saying
I want to have a freeway with Kurt Cobain and Latrell Sprewell
You know me, and I'm not gay
But I'd like to fuck Kid from Kid and Play
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
And I'd like to fuck Will Smith too, check it out, I say

Hey, hey, hey, hey
Do you wanna come to my house
Do you wanna cum in my mouth (Yeah, yeah) [x2]

I'm shooting cum for days, you can call it a gift
Cuz when I not on your face, you're double covered like Steve Smith
And don't get pissed
When I double cover your face, like I just said, like Steve Smith

Hey, hey, hey, hey
Do you wanna come to my house
Do you wanna cum in my mouth (Yeah, yeah)
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

If we going to the party, I'm a pack a Smirnoff
Then go to my dad's house to jack his beard off
I'm out of here