A Dude Named Shawn

Hey daddy, can you sing me the bedtime song about Mr. Shawn?
Course I will, sweetie

Yo, yo
What's up, yo
Y. O. Whoa
Y2K
Bring it on

I knew a guy named Shawn
He had it goin on
Every single night until the break of dawn
Sit in his living room and watch freaky porn
And listen to gay bands
Bands like Korn

A dude named Shawn
A dude named Shawn
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Shawn
A dude named Shawn
A dude named Shawn
Shawn, Shawn, Shawn

Shawn got drunk and took off his glasses
Jumped on the floor and moved like molasses
Slowed the whole club down
Everybody spinning
What's the score?
Shawn's still winning (ooh)

A dude named Shawn
A dude named Shawn
Whoa, whoa, whoa

Hey Shawn? (What?)
Sing me a song, dog
You mean the song about my giant schlong, dog? (Yeah)
Oh, rock me Shawmadeus
Oh, rock me Shawmadeus [x2]

Well it's Friday Night and I'm bound to start a fight
With my Jordan jersey and my British Knights
That's what I'm talking about
Shawn was always known for starting shit
At the party, I brought punch, he peed in it
Shawn was a big dick motherfucker
Had a hot girl and he loved to fuck her
They would go on dates and he would make her do crazy shit
Like when they went fishing and he told that bitch
Hold my dick while I'm pissing, bitch
And hold my rod while I'm fishing fish
I want a nasty bitch
A real sick bitch
The kind of sick bitch that'll eat your shit
I want a girl so sick
That she's crazy fucking mental
Takes a shit on a plate then dissects it with a pencil
And takes that fucking pencil and sticks it in her mouth
Then sticks it in her pussy then sticks it in her mouth
I want a girl so motherfucking sick that she would eat my fucking shit
That's the kind of girl Shawn has
I want to wax my candle if you know what I mean
I want to jack off on Charlie Sheen
Hot Shots! Part Deux
In your face like ew

Bass, bass
Treble and bass
Shawn had a pretty fucking ugly face
But his dick was long and his heart was strong
And like I said before, he had it going on

Remember to write some words for this part

Hey Shawn? (What?)
Sing me a song, dog
You mean the song about my giant schlong, dog? (Yeah)
Oh, rock me Shawmadeus
Oh, rock me Shawmadeus [x2]

And then the room got cold
And then the room got dark
Then Shawn pulled out his lighter and ignited a spark
And then the room got hot
And then the room got lit
Then Shawn pulled out his
(I may be ugly but you're fat and I can always diet)
Bic