Mary was pretty, Mary was kind
I still can't get Mary off of my mind
Mary's on my mind
But Nessie was gentle, she had poise and grace
I'll always remember my dear Nessie's face
And her warm embrace
But Angela's nose always turned up just so
And blue eyes that sparkle like jewels in the snow
I'll always love, and so
But Ellen was lively, how she loved to tease
As light and refreshing as a spring breeze
Ellen gave me ease
But then there was Linda, she thought me too tame
She just didn't care for playing the game
But I gave Linda my name
But I gave Linda my name