Michael John LaChiusa
Michael John LaChiusa
Michael John LaChiusa
Michael John LaChiusa & Rachel Bay Jones & Alison Fraser & & Betsy Morgan
Michael John LaChiusa & Betsy Morgan & Caissie Levy & Theresa McCarthy & Barbara Walsh
Michael John LaChiusa & Betsy Morgan & Caissie Levy & Theresa McCarthy &
Michael John LaChiusa
Michael John LaChiusa
Michael John LaChiusa
Michael John LaChiusa
Michael John LaChiusa
Michael John LaChiusa
Michael John LaChiusa
Michael John LaChiusa
Michael John LaChiusa
Michael John LaChiusa
Michael John LaChiusa
Michael John LaChiusa
Michael John LaChiusa
Michael John LaChiusa
Through sorrow doth half too goodliness is made clear
Can’t goodliness wait for an hour
At least until my daughter is wedded thy mother died young
Thus they lack the skills of motherhood
After mom died I raised my brothers
I know something about motherhood Hannah
It’s ruined the whole thing is ruined
You can have it indoors sis
It won’t be as pretty
Shut up Julie
I'm just trying to help
Girls!
Nothing is ruined Patricia
Except your gigantic monster cake’s about to fall over
ruined , all thy work done all thy plan
Ruined, why is it hard to understand
On my head there’s this pressure like the universe is pooping
It’s a car wreck it’s a plane crash not some little bump
Did you see the gazebo all the lilies started drooping
I should climb the blooming balcony and jump
Ruined it was supposed to be a dream
Ruined I could vomit I could scream
But I won’t I just cry and when I'm done
I will die and when I'm dead then the papers will say
It was probably best she died anyway
When you showed up at the [?] and you say
Ruined!
My life is ruined as ruined as my crappy wedding day
If you wanna kill yourself just go stand under your big cake
Shut up Julie , why that cake’s gonna fall
Oh mother mother
Oh dear!
Tell her, have you seen her (who)
She’s trying to upstage me
[?] as grapes
And even worse a yellow purse (who)
Martha! Martha Mitchell
Poor Martha
Poor Martha, she’s ruining my wedding
She’s trying to upstage me
I think she is
What she needs a pair of [?] for
For outside they think it’s sunny
But it’s not
What does your husband say
He doesn’t give a flip
And he’s not my husband yet
And may never be
So much for a whitehouse wedding
I should have called the whole thing off
I don’t want a white house wedding call it off
And the press will have field day
The press the press all you care about
And your dress it’s a mess
The press the all you care about is the press
That’s what you ruined
What did your uncle Bebe say
Uncle Bebe is with daddy
Go and ask him what he thinks
If there’s anyone who knows what to do
It’s Bebe [?]
Find then but I'm telling you just
To have it inside I'm getting over with
It’s my wedding you already had yours
I swear she’s still mad that I married before her