Iran

This is not safe for the Children Betty
I know. We’ll need Fortification
Belly bear!

Iran is land of wonder and adventure
A magical place of Genies , rose and Shahs
Iran is a land of troubling insurrection
Whose leaders can Islamic sacred laws
Iran is a land of carving land and yogurt
A mythical legends lecture [?]
Iran is a land of nasty I told us
Who bully and murder in the name of god
Iran in the words he folk word of exotic treats
Cardamom,shishkova,angelica,franken scents
There can you smell it on the breeze.
I smell American flags it smoke
They’re burning em on the streets
Hezbollah, Mojahedin , fatua, Jehad and Khomeini
Who want’s to bring or country to it’s knees
Amy darling listen to me please! please !
This stanzas called the care to done
The hand gestures might (?) complicated
But it’s the pelvic thrust most that are most important to
Master

Did you know that I run adventured Ice Cream?
Yum!
And spinach
Ew!
And windmills
Wow!
Pants suits
Neat
And wine

Did you know that I run adventured noodles?
Cool
And pop bits
Cool
And condoms
Cool
And wine

Iran’s a land of wonder and adventure
Mansion and cats in room(?)
Mayhem and corruption
Iran’s a land of old enough to see
(?)Prince and fark see
Zealots and fanatics (yayayayay)
Iran is a room of danger and excitement
(?) Pictures
Americas foliage
You're not coming home to the hostages
I’m free free free
We’re here.take a picture of me Susan
Say folafo
Folafo
Amy. I’m begging you to not go through with this
You’re such a spoil sport roseland
You’re Roseland you’re boring
Amy Carter I am your mother and you call me that
Mother but you’re still boring
Go eat you’re boring book
Hold tight hostages we’re coming to save you
Shhh. wait it’s better if my mom and i go ahead
Check out the situation
Why didn’t i come?
Coz you’re the most important person on this mission
And we have to guarantee your safety at all costs
We better get going now before the presidential
Yacht draws attention
Wait here and i’ll give a signal when to join us
Ready mother?
Now don’t worry Amyson , susan has a good head on her shoulders.
Let’s hope she keeps it

One more thing if something goes wrong
Like my mother gets shocked or you’re attacked
By some Iranian who comes on board
And wants to shoot or rape you
Just aim your barbie at him
My barbie?
Just aim your barbie at the enemy
You blow his brains away
Cool!
Trust me
I trust you Susan
You Amy Carter will be famous
You Amy Carter will be praised
You will be beloved by the nations of the world
and statues will be raised
Yes, You Amy Carter will be liked now
You Amy Carter will be cheered
No one will make fun of your glasses and your teeth
Or call you damn or weird
Your fear on a cover of people
Your face on every box of life
Every cute boy in Washington will think you’re really cool
And flirt with you in school
And hope that someday you will be his wife
Wow
Who Amy Carter. Our Hero and of the world will be wowed
When you free the American hostages
You Amy Carter
I Amy Carter
Will make your dad Jimmy Carter
Will make my dad Jimmy Carter
And then whole US (?)

Be careful Susan
Be careful Mrs. Ford
They’re putting us all in danger
Stop being such a worry wort mom
I Amy Carter will be famous
I Amy Carter will be praised
I will be beloved
( gunshots )
Mom,Help. Stop eating
Oh dear lord they’ll be unshot us
What’s happening ?
I can’t see
There’s too much smoke from the gun
Is Susan dead?
I don’t know
She can’t be killed
Mom what should we do?
Darling listen to me
If anything happens to me
You take the presidential yacht
And sail back to daddy
Do you hear me?
(gunshots)
(yelling)
Mommy!
Come here
Iran is a terrible place
It is darling
I miss miss the malarky Yin Yang
Me too
So Mrs. For and Susan Might be dead right?
Right
That means we can’t do what we have planned
No
So I can’t free the hostages which means they can’t come home
And that’s sad
It is.
If I can’t free the hostages my dad won’t win the re-election
Which means he won’t be President
Which means we have to move out of the White House
And that would just be bad
But it might not be as bad as you think
You could have a normal life
Like other girls your way
A boring life you mean
Just a life away from all the cameras and
No see reporters recording your every word and move
I didn’t ask to be the daughter of the president
Oh darling