Lockhard

[Verse 1]
Got me unofficial top and yesterday's Herald
Lord of the manor in me parking world
I'm working the Green, I'm workin' the Cool'
Looking out for your car, makin' it rule
I'll reverse ya in, I'll reverse ya out
If there's somethin' comin' you'll hear me shout:

[Chorus 1]
"Lockhard!"
"Lockhard!"
"Lockhard!"
"Lockhard!"

[Verse 2]
Peaked hat, donkey jacket
Some say I'm runnin' an unauthorised racket
Providin' a service, it's job creation
Cash in hand that no-one's tracin'
You may think you're parked and ready to run
But I'll appear in the man in 'Mun
You'll be all right there, you're not out too far
Rest assured missus, I'll look aftеr your car

[Chorus 2]
"Lockhard!"
"Lockhard!"
"Lockhard!"
"Lockhard!"

[Verse 3]
Come on in missus! You've at least anothеr metre
Don't worry about that, I know a good panel beater
Don't blame me, love, it wasn't my fault
You should've hit the brakes when I shouted "halt!"
It couldn't have been me, been parkin' cars for years
It must've been your import, and your fartin' gears
Down hard on the left, missus!

[Chorus 3]
"Lockhard!"
"Lockhard!"
"Lockhard!"
"Lockhard!"

[Outro]
(Come on in missus!
Hand down on the left
Get that lock on!
Come on in, you've plenty of room there
What do you mean is your rear end stickin' out too far?
I'm a parkin' attendant, not a plastic surgeon
Hua-ha-ha-ha!)