Life Goes On

[Chorus: Rich Cronin]
Life goes on
Everything that could did go wrong
I woke up today, my girlfriend's gone
La-dee-da-dee-da-dee, life goes on

[Verse 1: Doug Ray]
I never had a hit song, but it's still all good
I wanted to go platinum, my shit went wood
I used to have a lil' hotty I kept around for arm candy
Now big, fat chicks tell me they can't stand me
I wanted three TVs and an SUV dropped way down
Nowadays when I'm ridin' around town, I go greyhound
And I would flex on the college girls to make 'em smile
Now me and Tom Selleck hope hairy chests come back in style
I'm twenty-six years old, and I live at home
And do I still get a lot of pussy? Hеll no
I'm just a broke down pipe dream that's nеver gon' happen
Can't even hold down a job, and that's why I'm still rappin'

[Chorus: Rich Cronin]
Life goes on
Everything that could did go wrong
I woke up today, my girlfriend's gone
La-dee-da-dee-da-dee, life goes on
Life goes on
Everything that can will go wrong
That's exactly why I wrote this song
La-dee-da-dee-da-dee, life goes on

[Verse 2: Rich Cronin]
Check
Ayo, Tom Gray my man (What's up?)
I hear you bust this
I got a bad dame like Dick Butkus
They say I'm washed up just like the S.S. Minnow
And I got a klepto girlfriend, man, she steals my pillow
I chill with Scott Player and we drink Bacardi
And talk about the days when I can rock the party
He talks about happy days and how it began
So I tell him 'bout love, and then he tells me 'bout Pam
Damn, I'm tellin' you, man, I ain't rich
Got denied for a job at Abercrombie & Fitch
And I can't even rap, but I'ma get on the mic
'Cause I need another hit before they turn off the lights

[Chorus: Rich Cronin]
Life goes on
Everything that could did go wrong
I woke up today, my girlfriend's gone
La-dee-da-dee-da-dee, life goes on
Life goes on
Everything that can will go wrong
That's exactly why I wrote this song
La-dee-da-dee-da-dee, life goes on

[Outro: Rich Cronin]
If you got nothin' else left to lose
And you spent your whole student loan on booze
You can probably write your own verse to this song
La-dee-da-dee-da-dee-da-dee, life goes on
All we had to do to get back in the game
Is write a stupid song with a catchy name
Everybody, sing the last line of the song
La-dee-da-dee-da-dee-da-dee, life goes on