Jamie Got Her Boobs Done

[Chorus: Rich Cronin]
Jamie got her boobs done
Used to hang around before
She used to call me all the time
She don't talk to me no more
Jamie got her boobs done
Man, she used to be so cool
But underneath those double Ds, she's still the girl I knew
Jamie got her boobs done

[Verse 1: Rich Cronin]
Man, she looks so good
Turnin' every head in my neighborhood
People never looked, now they stand and stare
She just walks by with her finger in the air
'Cause Jamie ain't messin' with scrubs like us
She likes cars that go boom, never rides the bus
She used to be sweet, never egotistic
But since she got tits, she's been actin' ballistic
She ain't nothin' like the girl I knew
First the silicone, now the shoes by Jimmy Choo
She ain't doin' nothin' if you ain't got cream
I liked her much better as a carpenter's dream

[Chorus: Rich Cronin]
Jamie got her boobs done
Used to hang around before
She used to call me all the time
She don't talk to me no more
Jamie got her boobs done
Man, she used to be so cool
But underneath those double Ds, she's still the girl I knew
Jamie got her boobs done

[Verse 2: Doug Ray]
We used to hang out and just shoot the breeze
Playin' video games, watchin' TV
My house for dinner, her house for snacks
Jamie and her boys, she was down like that
Back in the day, she didn't talk about guys
But now she has a chest in a whole new size
She gets attention everywhere we go
Now I ask to tag along and she says, "Hell no"
I'm like, "I miss you, Jamie, I wanna kiss you
Even before the enhancement, I wanted to be with you"
Roll around town like you're so fantastic
Girl, they don't love you, they just love the plastic

[Chorus: Rich Cronin]
Jamie got her boobs done
Used to hang around before
She used to call me all the time
She don't talk to me no more
Jamie got her boobs done
Man, she used to be so cool
But underneath those double Ds, she's still the girl I knew
Jamie got her boobs done

[Bridge: Rich Cronin & Doug Ray]
Jamie, what are you gonna do?
Now that you got your seven thousand dollar boobs
You used to stand outside and wait, now you VIP
You might be foolin' them, you're not foolin' me
You're not foolin' me

[Chorus: Rich Cronin]
Jamie got her boobs done
Used to hang around before
She used to call me all the time
She don't talk to me no more
Jamie got her boobs done
Man, she used to be so cool
But underneath those double Ds, she's still the girl I knew
Jamie got her boobs done