Big In Japan

[Chorus: Rich Cronin]
I'm such a big deal, I'm the man
Life is so easy when you live in Japan
You might not know who I am
It really don't matter, 'cause I'm big in Japan

[Verse 1: Rich Cronin & Doug Ray]
You might not know my name, but you would
If you were Japanese, probably have my CDs
I'm the biggest thing in Nagasaki since Godzilla and chicken teriyaki
Kung-fu flicks ain't shit compared to the overwhelmin' love me and Doug Ray get
Cheeng, chang, chong, Hong Kong-fooey
Hit after hit like a [?]
Hello kitty, can I meet your friends?
Droppin' 'saki bombs and collectin' yen
You might not know me, but I'm big overseas
Look ma, I think I'm turnin' Japanese

[Chorus: Rich Cronin]
I'm such a big deal, I'm the man
Life is so easy when you live in Japan
You might not know who I am
It really don't matter, 'cause I'm big in Japan

[Verse 2: Doug Ray & Rich Cronin]
HD TV, PlayStation 3
I can't think of a reason to leave
I take my shoes off when I come in your house
That don't mean I won't put my feet on your couch
Me and Bob Sap hold it down, no doubt
Had Street Fighter 20 before it came out
She so neat and clean, my Asian hottie
Taught her how to rap, she taught me karate
Japanese dudes got them teenie weenies
Summer girls in Japan in bamboo bikinis
People always want me for my autograph
'Cause over in Japan, we're bigger than math

[Chorus: Rich Cronin]
I'm such a big deal, I'm the man
Life is so easy when you live in Japan
You might not know who I am
It really don't matter, 'cause I'm big in Japan

[Bridge: Rich Cronin]
Origami, Mr. Miyagi
Hello Kitty comes from Japan
Tiny microchips, ninja outfits
Toyota, Honda, Japan

[Verse 3: Doug Ray & Rich Cronin]
Eatin' dinner on the floor like I'm doin' yoga
That's enough green tea, can you get me a soda?
Sometimes I love it, but sometimes, I hate it
I had a pet goldfish, but somebody ate it
Sold out shows in Tokyo
Number one single on the radio
Everywhere I go, they know who I am
'Cause I'm number one requested, TRL Japan

[Chorus: Rich Cronin]
I'm such a big deal, I'm the man
Life is so easy when you live in Japan
You might not know who I am
It really don't matter, 'cause I'm big in Japan

[Outro: Rich Cronin]
Big in Japan
Big in Japan